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ah, fucking school starts on monday and oh fucking shit this whole “grooming school” thing starts on the 29th and therefore my time will be horribly consumed and I am not a fan of being busy all the time.

my dog tried to bite me this morning when I attempted to drag him out of our bedroom. he showed his teeth and then growled and then snapped and so I hit him hard, though I never do that, but that’s just unacceptable. perhaps Gordon is going through his teenage years, the same years that take over 17 year old’s lives and sometimes, out of anger and angst, they slap their mom a good one cause she won’t let them go to cindy’s party cause cindy’s parties are known for drugs and sex.

ah, drugs and sex. cold is still present and I guess I’m going to have to go to the fucking doctor. I hate going to the doctor cause they always grab my balls. no, really it’s cause I know they will find some other terminal sickness that will force me to spend my last months of life in some childrens hospital in las vegas.

our dearest of all dearest couple friends known as jane and breezy have broken up. while I shall not go into details of this break up since, well, it’s a long story and I seriously doubt you care, I will say that the night before last jane came into our house after seeing breezy at some club with another girl, and yes, she cried. and man, it was fucking sad. and she said she didn’t even care until she saw the way breezy looked at this other girl, with endearment, and the was she looked at jane, with disgust. It pains me to admit, or rather not admit, that breezy has been fooling around with this other chick hardcore now for an amount of time not known by jane. yet the girlfriend and I know everything about this break up and are forced to withhold information. not fun, my friends, not fun. two year relationship ending = lots o drama.

yesterday was spent curled up in my illness on the couch. watched d.e.b.s on dvd and thought it was semi-funny but totally needed better sex scenes between amy and lucy diamond. everytime they’d kiss it would cut away to something else, like they were afraid to show it. later the girlfriend and I saw charlie and the chocolate factory after smoking a joint of MARIJUANA in the car. I don’t know what to say about this movie other than the character of willy wonka was fucking bad ass. eccentric and weird and funny and executed to a tea, yes, a tea. I was just glad dakota fanning wasn’t in it. whatever it lacked in plot it certainly made up with in awesome visuals.

this semester brings to me a creative writing class. I have never, mind you, never taken a creative writing class not even in high school. I’m fucking scared that in this class my tag of mediocrity will be validated. there will be at least five people better than me and the instructor will tell me my style is “hard to follow” or someshit like that. I was never much of a fiction writer and I am sure that’s what the bulk of the class will be. fiction.

today I will spend the last of my two days off curled on the couch with my illness once again. I’ll probably eat a hot pocket and scrape pot resin.