There’s a bug in my room&I’ll freak if i want to.

And this bug is huge. The "I lived at a nuclear plant and was bombarded with radiation which leads us to today where i am obscenely large, scary, leggy, and crawling on your walls" huge.

You might think back to a recent postin which I admitted shame shame everybody knows my name I am a girl and spiders creep me out. What you are about to see was not manually tampered with in any way, was taken in real time in my office while I was working on this very computer and somehow found the time to shove my heart back down my throat grab a camera and avoid being beamed up to the Mothership by this alien creature. Don’t let the Zoom fool you. This beast is surely being missed by a woeful scientist somewhere. At the very least it’s taking steroids.

I know, right?

Um, yes hello I’d like to buy a new house. Immediately.

I’ve seen The Bug at least twice now – once on the floor as seen in the picture and once crawling up the wall by my television – in the last six months (which is quite enough for me thank you. I have to live knowing that I’ll eat at least one spider while I sleep in my lifetime I don’t want to think about (OH GOD IM THINKING ABOUT IT) this thing crawling into my mouth while I — AGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG.

Excuse me while I buy a hazmat suit to serve as my new pjs.