Survey Time!

1.) What is a word that can make any amusing sentence more amusing? Tumultuous. I heard it on an episode of Dawson’s Creek, and haven’t stopped using it everyday since.

2.) Does the question “Which is more important: looks or personality?” annoy you? I wouldn’t say “annoy”, but ever notice when you ask a friend if the person they are trying to set you up with is hot, they answer, “He’s got THE greatest personality.” I’m pretty sure that is the response my friends give to their guy friends when talking about me… but, said thing is, I DO

3.) Who did let the dogs out? I’m assuming my mom, because I have a cat… wait, did my cat turn into a dog?

4.) Have you ever eaten a bug intentionally? No, never. Fear Factor… bleck, ew, ::runs away and vomits::

5.) Are you a sexy beast? Sure, if sexy means crazy fun.

6.) Have you ever coveted your neighbor’s wife? Not his wife, maybe her husband (JK)

7.) If you died tomorrow and went straight to Hell, what would you assume the reason to be? Holding a grudge, I do that a bit too often, and as much as I would love to, I can’t blame PMS every time.

8.) If you could travel to any time period, when would it be? Renaissance. I love the dresses! Probably explains why I went as a “bar wench” for halloween. I need my corset!

9.) In all honesty – how do you feel about your appearance? In all honesty- I believe myself to have a cute face, and a fantastic smile, but from the boobs down, I would like to change.. been overweight all my life. For once, I would like to walk into a store, and grab ANYTHING off the racks, and just buy it without trying it on… stupid big boobs.

10.) Why, God, why? Um, our Father who art in heaven?

11.) Does disco live? Only in the minds of those trapped in the seventies… call my mom, she’ll talk disco with you.

12.) What’s your theme song? 21 things, by Alanis Morrisette… I’m too picky with guys, though not picky at all.. does that make any sense?

13.) Alms for the poor? Now I wanna watch Disney’s Robin Hood.. thanks alot!

14.) Are there any English words that you despise more than Satan in all his sinister glory? The “C” word describing a woman’s vagina. Ya know, “C” “U” “N”ext “T”uesday? Eck…

15.) Are you a good dancer? When I am drunk, Nobody can stop me

16.) Could one conceivably argue that masturbation is therapeutic? How should I know? I never do that!

17.) What are your favorite words to use in conversation? Since I am from Chicago, it would have to be, “I know, right?”

18.) True or false – All homophobes are inherently evil. Considering the fact that my best friend and roommate is in fact gay, I would have to say that homophobes are just closed minded prejudice freaks.

19.) What is the most amusing name you have ever come across in a telephone directory?. Never a name, but I did once call “GORILLA”, “GIRAFFE”, and “SLURPEE”, and told those people that their phone numbers spell cool things

20.) Drugs – are you into that sort of thing? NEVER- Drugs killed my sister, and has torn my family apart- DRUGS ARE BAD.

21.) How do you feel about garden gnomes? Is it sad that I hear “garden gnomes” and think of the episode of Will and Grace where Grace breaks the garden gnome?

22.) Do you remember the eighties? Sadly yes, and some people still live there.

23.) Avril Lavigne – is she a poser or a goddess? Like her music, by no means Goddess, and maybe is taking the angry teen thing a bit too far.

24.) Do you readily recognize the word “triskaidekaphobia”? Um, people afraid of trisquits?

25.) What is the worst public scene you have ever created? When the ambulance came to my work since I couldn’t breathe, then I had a “posse” in the ER with me. It was quite embarssing.

26.) Were you an abnormally fat child? Not abnormally fat, but always “pleasantly plump”

27.) What would you say if I told you I was in love with your sister? First, I’d ask which one. Then, I’d tell you everything wrong with that sister, so you would steer away from breaking one of their hearts again.

28.) What about your cousin? Sure, go for it.

29.) Do your boobs have names? Well, my boobs are “irregular”. So, their names are “Big Bertha”, and “Itty Bitty Betty”. And, if you read this.. IT DOES NOT LEAVE THIS DIARY!

30.) If you could give yourself a makeover, what would you do? Get a haircut and color, nails done, NEW WARDROBE, and electrolisis… I’m done with shaving. Maybe even straighten my hair for good- curly hair is a bitch!

Ok, now somebody else play 🙂