28 Letters – Day Two: Your Crush

Dear Men of The Travel Channel,

I have been watching The Travel Channel for a couple of years now, and I have to confess you all are a contributing factor to that network being one of my favorites.

Anthony Bourdain – what can I say about you, my dear little Tony. You travel to places I only dream about – and to some places I would never want to visit. You eat things that frighten me, and you once went into a bat cave and slipped on mounds of bat poop. Your language is foul and sarcastic, and I love you all the more because of it. On more than one ocassion I have LOL-ed alone in my house thinking about something you have said. You are a bit older for me,  you have an earring, and I also think you’re married, but I am crushing on you and I don’t even try to hide it any more.

Zak Bagans – In real life I would probably hate you because you seem like a douch lord, but for some reason I am drawn to you and your crazy-ridiculous-scary show. I don’t know if you did, indeed, see a ghost once, but watching you antagonize restless evil spirits makes you oddly attractive to me. Your arms are huge, and I would like to touch them. And I would like you to touch me. But not in an old insane asylum or prison.

Adam Richman – *Le sigh* I don’t mean to scare you, but we will meet one day. And there will be chemistry. You are my most favorite Travel Channel man. I want to travel north, south, east, and west of the Mississippi with you, attempting ridiculous food challenges and seeing the US. I can’t think of anyone I would rather over-eat and get the meat sweats with. You are adorable. I don’t know if you’re taken, but if you are she is a very lucky lady. And if you’re not, I hope you’re over 5’9" because I would like to wear heels and not be taller than you when we hang out.

Love,

Becca

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July 29, 2010

LOL I love it!

July 29, 2010

P.S. I agree with you about Zak seeming douchy and Adam seeming awesome.

July 29, 2010

LOL

July 29, 2010

very funny

July 29, 2010

Okay, so here’s the deal… You can keep Anthony Bourdain and Zak Bagans. You can even keep Adam Richman. But your celebrity crush that you introduced me to and didn’t deem important enough to include in this entry, Danny Bhoy? You can send him my way!! Do we have a deal? :oD