Ramda 1/2

I am an intellectual hermaphrodite,
I stretched it left and stretched it right,
And even gave a tug or two for extra Height.

She comes to me as warrior Aphrodite,
Makes my little man feel rather mighty,
Til I squirm inside my whities tighty.

He comes to me as Princess Buddha,
On a cracker like me She is really Gouda,
And I don’t worry about the woulda shoulda

They come to me as tiny pieces, gleaming
From the other places, dark and streaming
Or perhaps that’s merely bullshit steaming.