MONDAY oxyMORONS

*Act Naturally
*Microsoft Works
*Holy war
*Found missing
*Resident alien
*Minor Catastrophe
*Affordable housing
*Near miss
*Great Depression
*United Nations
*Advanced BASIC
*Genuine initation
*Death benefits
*Airline food
*Good grief
*Same difference
*Government organization
*Everything except
*Civil War
*Sanitary landfill
*Alone together
*Legally drunk
*Silent scream

HAPPY MONDAY