’34 wagon and we call it a Woody

Men are not luxury items….. just for the record. 

I’ve been asking single women lately if they need a man and they all responded with a resounding “no”. 

The same women answered “yes” to needing a fridge, needing a cell phone, needing designer shoes and yet when it came to men all I got was a sarcastic “I can open jars myself thanks”

Hooking up is something that happens between a U-Haul and a station wagon…. Not something that occurs between people.  Love is….. the human response to loneliness and often the cure.  If you need a cure for your loneliness then you most certainly NEED  a man in your life….unless of course you’re bisexual or lesbian and then maybe you need a woman.

I think women have given up on men.  Or they want this kind of male doppelganger. Men are jerks, men are so stupid….. oh the male bashing as of late seems to be at epidemic proportions. If you’re looking for something serious or someone serious and want to weed out the jerks tell them you don’t have sex before marriage and mean it. Be serious about your intent.  Hooking up is just playing around. Refusing sex before marriage lets them know you’re not playing, you’re serious and it quickly weeds out the jerks.

 I have always openly admitted to needing a man in my life.  Hell I can get by without designer shoes, I can most certainly get by without a cell phone.  The wouldn’t die of loneliness nor would I starve to death if I didn’t have a fridge but if I can’t say the same thing without having a man, a partner in my life….

For me a man is a necessity, not a luxury item and I treat them as such.