Much Adou About … Everything

i feel as though i’m caged in a Shakespearian nightmare of rumors, innuendo and hearsay that will only be resolved by someone’s feelings (probably mine) getting sevearly trampled-on.

last night was kimmy’s going-away party; we went down to a martini bar in crackron.  it was pretty spiffy, and God help us but it was … $3? $4? martini night?  eh – they were cheep.  so of course abby and colie got totaly, completely, in-the-bucket trashed.  colie brow-beat mike into kissing kim by saying "either you make out with her, or you make out with me."  then she decided she wanted to make out with him anyway, so she ended up practically raping him to get a couple of kisses.  then, according to mike, she proceded to bare her soul about how she felt about me, jon, and being involved in our wedding.  again, according to mike, she thinks it’s laughable how little money we have compared to her, and she’d renig on being a bridesmaid except that she doesn’t think i have any other friends to ask.

now i have to decide weither i want to confront her (nicely) about it, or if i should ask kimmy if i should confront her about it (because i’m terrified that if colie drops out of the wedding party, she’s going to find a way to drag kimmy with her), or if i should just ask jon’s and my friend susan to stand with me as well (since that would even out the pairings anyway) and make colie stand with her cooite-infested, "never-quite-made-it-to-boyfriend" brian, who she’s been treating the exact same way as she’s STILL treating her ex-boyfriend from our JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL!!!!

i don’t know what to do … the whole reason i asked colie and kim to be in my wedding was because they’re my oldest friends, and i wanted THEM to be there, .  but this is just getting rediculous. 

please give me the fortitude to not let this overshadow my wedding plans …