My Wife

She is the greatest.

I had to go up to Pittsburgh today for a training class for work. Now, I hate having to go to Pittsburgh. I don’t know the town very well so I’m nervous and tense when driving. I worry that I’m going to miss my turn off and get lost and end up who knows where.

So coming home from Pittsburgh, not only was I afraid of getting lost but it was raining so hard that I couldn’t hardly see past the hood of my car so I was straining my eyes to see the exit signs. After sitting for hours and hours listening to a guy drone on and on about things that I already know and could use common sense to figure out, and then this, I came home with a huge fucking headache.

The baby was napping when I got home so I decided that was a good idea for me. I told Sharon about my headache and she got me a couple of advil and a bottle of water. I napped for about an hour. When I woke up, Sharon and I talked in bed for a bit just about this and that.

Next thing I know, Sharon has her hand down my pants and shortly after that she was taking them off. My pants were followed by her clothes and she handed me a condom (don’t want any more little Sages for awhile). I got to lay back and let her climb on top and do the work.

The rest of the night was filled with rain and an expensive dinner, courtesy of Sharon’s dad. (The dinner was courtesy of Sharon’s dad, not the rain).

And away I go.