Stolen from Cliona

 

I have not done a survey in YEARS…. so I am due. Enjoy!

 

 

Can you execute a cartwheel?
Not at all.

Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
Yes and no. Happy because it was after 8am and Holly was waking me and no, because I was awake and I wanted to stay sleeping for about 4 more days.

Have you ever streaked?
On purpose, no… but maybe when I was drunk or very high.

Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
Nope.

Do raisins belong in cookies?
In those gorgeous ones. I think they are called garideli or something? My daddy LOVES them.

Walking into a party, what’s the first thing you notice?
Generally I notice the house before I walk in. I am a very visual person… so usually the decor and the lighting.

Kiss on the first date?
That’s the point of going, isn’t it?

Would you ever donate blood?
I have and I will again.

Have you ever felt replaced?
All the time.

Are there deer heads covering any walls in your house?
Fuck no.

Do you believe in karma?
Yes.

Have you ever driven without a license?
Yes.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I still do.

Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes, always, always, always.

Do you write in cursive or print?
I do neither. I kind of just sprawl and hope someone can understand.

Who was the last person you sat next to?
Holly

What were you doing at 10am?
Looking for a job… long story… don’t ask right now…

What makes you lose your self esteem?
Looking in the mirror… taking a shower…. meeting new people.

Can you take your shots?
Alcohol… yes. Needles… that depends.

How much longer do you think you’ll live with your parents?
I don’t and have not for many years.

Where were you when I needed you most?
Probably trying to stay away from you.

Do you know any pathological liars?
I used to, but she died (not kidding). And then there’s me of course.

Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Depends.

What’s better: April 20th or November 11th?
November 11th because Holly’s birthday is coming and then CHRISTMAS!!!!! I LOVE Christmas!

Do guys usually like you for your looks or personality?
God only knows.

Do you live in Michigan?
No.

Why is the grass green?
Because it is.

When was the last time you colored something with a marker?
The other day with Holly

Do you carry a purse?
A bag

What shoes did you wear today?
Nada. My feet’s is nudey.

Are your toe nails painted pink?
No.

Does anyone hate you?
I hope not but I really couldn’t tell you for sure.

Are you one of those people who are always cold?
No.

What is the most exciting place you have been to this year?
Houston maybe

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
My old job gave it to me.

You caught your best friend smoking weed in the school bathroom:
I’d join her and probably go for a pint too.

Who was the first person you talked to today?
Holly

If someone is doing something that pisses you off, do you tell them?
Depends on the person, and how pissed off I am.

What’s the most emotionally scarring thing you’ve had to go through?
That’s way too personal for a survey… so yeah…. no.

What’s your opinion on evolution?
I don’t know a lot about it, so therefore I have no opinion.

Are you racist or sexist at all?
Not even slightly… although I have an awful dark humor.

Who do you talk to when you’re sad?
No one.

Do you think it’s important to get a college education?
Only for people like Doctors and Nurses and Engineers and such. I do not think that there should be as much pressure for creative careers such as graphic design or fashion. So yes… and no.

Would/have you ever cheated on someone?
I have and I probably would again.

How do you feel about the media?
I think that they are vultures in certain

situations and I think that they project an unnecessary amount of fear into the public when there is no need for it other than control and that is so wrong.

What’s the worst way the media have affected you?

They haven’t really.

Do you think our society is too obsessed with looks?
Yes.

Does your mom wear a moo moo?
Nope.

Do you like chocolate?
Some kinds

Are your nails long?
No.

Do you pay attention to what you eat?
While I am eating it, yes!

Do you like Greek mythology?
Some of it.

How old were you when you got your first piercing?
Like 5.

Do you like seafood?
Love it. Adore it. Come here little fishys!

When you are completely stressed, what do you do to chill out?
Watch a documentary and knit.

Do you like dreadlocks?
OMG…. YES YES YES

Have you ever had to call the cops before?
Yes, after someone tried to break into my friends house and attack us with a machete.

Have you ever gone horseback riding before?
Yes… oh.. I miss my horsies…. SO much.

Can you play the piano?
No. But I would love to learn.

Do you own a lighter?
Yes.

Do you lock your doors when you’re driving?
All the time.

Do you like bright colored eye shadow?
I like to look at it, yes, but I do not like to wear it.

Do you Febreze your room?
Cliona thinks it is quite hilarious how much air freshener crap I own.

What did you do on your first date?
My first date with who?

Do you have a box of old pictures?
Yes. Many, many, many boxes.

Where is one place in the world you want to go?
Machu Picchu

Whose party was the last one you went to?
Natalie and Jodie’s

Do you have any birthmarks?
I used to on my leg, but it has faded as I have grown older.

Are you wasting your time with the person you like right now?
I’m not sure. I hope not… I really, really hope not.

Do you remember the exact words that were said to end your last relationship?

Yes. Amy (my old and insane roommate) yelled down the stairs after him calling him VERY derogatory names.

Would you rather be known for excellence in academics or athletics?
Academics.

Do you like long car rides or do they bore you?
I get very bored, so I have to drive or I will drive you all mad.

Do you think you’ll have the same significant other a year from now?
I am not really sure at this point.

Were you single on Valentine’s Day?
Nope. It doesn’t matter though. I didn’t get or do anything… we never do.

How’s your hair looking?
Li

Do you think the drinking age should be lowered to eighteen?
100% yes

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
Yes, one or two.

Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
Smile

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Wow, talk about egotistical. But yes.

Do you think relationships are hard?
Yes.

What did you do for the 4th of July this past year?
no idea actually.

Who was last to smack your butt?
Brian.

Without naming any names, say something to somebody:
"I really hope that you listened to me. I really hope that you realise how bad this situation is. I really hope you make the right choice. I really do." ( I’m doing one more) "I am so sorry I left you. I see your face every time I close my eyes. I know you feel lost without me and I know I was the one who was supposed to be there when you woke up, and I will live with my choice for the rest of my life. I wish you could understand how much I need to be there for you and how it is killing me that I cannot. I love you."

Have you ever been called heartless?
Yes

What’s your favorite piercing?
Haven’t got one.

Who was your first love?

Jason.

Are they going to be your last?
He was not.

Would you take your ex back?
Jason? Ha… no. But, I would sleep with him…. mmmm…..

What color are your eyes?
Blue.

Who do you tell your secrets to?
Myself.

What was the last pill that you took?
I’m kind of becoming addicted to pain pills… I took a few Tramadol’s this morning!

 

Ok, there. Now I am off to shower and start the dinner like a good wife and mother.

 

🙂