Zombies

i just found this survey and laughed my ass off!  so i had to do it!  enjoy!

1.) What classic work of literature would be way better with zombies in it?
oh my… so many to pick from.  how about Of Mice and Men?  i love that story, but c’mon… Lenny as a zombie?!  am i right or am i right?

2.) What work of zombie cinema most creeped you out?
maybe its because a guy was cubed alive by lasers… but the first Resident Evil freaked me out.  although, i loved I Am Legend… go figure.

3.) What weapon would you most prefer to have by your bedside in case of zombie attack?
i agree with the person i got this from… pump-action shotgun, unlimited ammo.

4.) Okay, you’ve been bitten and you know you’ll soon become a zombie. What three people would you want to be locked in a room with, so you’d be guaranteed to slaughter them once you were totally undead?
that’s kind of a horrible question…  i have no idea to be honest.  i really wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

5.) Be completely honest with yourself for a moment. How likely are you to be the one who totally flips their shit and panics, leading to a violent death for yourself AND compromising whatever safe haven you and your fellow survivors have found? (On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "I’m a rock", 10 being "LET ME OUT LET ME OUT HOLY SHITFUCKBALLS!")
again, i will agree with the previous person, i’d probably flip out right at the beginning, but once that initial flipping out occured, i’d be a solid 1.

6.) Have you ever walked outside and been utterly convinced a zombie apocalypse has just occurred and you somehow stumbled right into it?
um… no.  but to be honest, if it did happen i’d think it was cool… after the heart failure.

7.) What company mascot would be the most terrifying if it were all zombied out?
i have two actually… The Colonel from KFC and the Red Robin… er… Robin.

8.) As far as I can tell, there’s no symbol in sign language for "zombie apocalypse". What should the symbol be?
The letter ‘x’, done with both hands, directly over the eyes, followed by both hands extended in front of you, wrists limp.
(i loved this answer so much that i kept it!)

9.) Should the U.S. government’s ready.gov website address the potential zombie threat? What should they say?
i don’t know… what would they say.  "RUN!!!!"

10.) How would you entertain yourself while you were hidden away in your safehouse, with no power?
hearts… lots of hearts.  assuming i have cards.

11.) If you found yourself on the run from the zombie horde and were adopted by a Native American tribe, what would your new zombie-apocalypse-centric name be?
Gundown Jones

12.) So, was Lazarus a zombie, or what? What about Jesus?
is it bad that i have no idea what this is refering too?

13.) What member of the animal kingdom would be the most horrifying as a zombie?
the previous person said spider, but… i think tigers, or elephants would be pretty scary…

14.) If the object of your desires was a zombie, and you knew for sure you wouldn’t get devoured or infected during the act, would you still have sex with him/her?
ew… no.

15a.) If you could have any person from history as your zombie-battling partner, who would it be?
to be honest i’d want a friend, or a loved one.  my lady would be fabulous, or one of my best friends.

15b.) What would their weapon be? (Pick a fictional one and a real one.) 
i’m thinking whatever they wanted or felt comfortable with.

15c.) What would your weapon be? (Pick a fictional one and a real one.)
again, gonna go with the previous person.  a lightsaber, cause i mean… how cool would that be!  and no ammo worries!  that or the Gravity Hammer from Halo.  oh, a real one… pump-action shotgun still, or maybe an assault rifle of some kind.

16.) What song would be playing on repeat in the background as you waged war on the zombie horde?
Song 2 by Blur "WAAAAHOOO!!!"

– noah