attack of the emo?
my last entry was trés emo…
(side note: can you mix french and the word "emo" together? i wonder if they are like Pirates and Ninjas…)
so (as much as i felt the previous entry was warranted) in an effort to rectify the situation i am writing anew!
what about? no idea…
i really have nothing to write about. i’ve been a massive clutz (is that how you spell that? it doesn’t look right) on stage lately. which, i’ll be honest, even with my size i am very nimble and agile… mostly. but for some reason the last few days i’ve been tripping, missing steps and falling all over the stage. i made an entrance yesterday where i attempted to climb up a stair onto a rock, missed the step and fell chest down on the rock (not hard). but i was laughing so hard i rolled off the rock (which is a mere 2 and half feet up). that part hurt. lol
either way it was still very funny. well… to me it was. everyone else was like "OMG!!!! Are you alright?!"
yes… i just typed OMG. simply because i really don’t feel that people don’t really care sometimes…
however, on a not so funny note, i was doing a move where have to lift myself up off the floor very quickly from a crouched position. and somehow when i did it my i hurt my hand (between the second/third, third/fourth metacarpals around the knuckles) and now it hurts to spread those fingers apart. so, tomorrow i guess i have to go up and fill out an accident report.
now, what exactly do i say on this accident report?
Cause of Injury: getting up?
*shrugs* oh well. i understand why i have to do it. in case this pain doesn’t go away and i need to go to the doctor for it. sheesh.
the worst part is… i did much worse things to myself last year (falling off rocks… again, and bashing my knee really hard) and because the director hates me (well… has an extreme dislike?) and because our stage manager was not on top if it… they never made me do it. blah… oh well.
now i’m just going on about nothing…
um… i guess thats all i have for now. i’ll be back later. maybe…
– noah
p.s. I HAVE A JOKE!!!!!!
how many animals can you fit into a pair of pantihose?
2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares and a fish no one can find……………..
😉
I love your sense of humor. You had me laughing the whole way through. Thanks, I needed that. P.S. Sorry, I laugh when people fall down. Nothing personal 😛
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You crack me up! I hope your hand feels better soon!
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1. best joke ever. 2. you and rocks don’t get along. 3. i think french and emo go together really well. both are really, well…in touch with their emotional side. haha. 4. ryn: i agree with you. but these days, building bridges is apparently work that no americans want to do. e.g. let the illegals do it. so that won’t help. our society is screwed up. badly. 5. WRITE MORE OFTEN!!! 🙂 *hug*
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You poor, poor clutz. (((hugs))) And that joke, while raunchy, made me laugh. 😛
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I’ve always been a clutz…I also have done plenty of stupid crap at work and filled those out…whatever. The joke was awesome!!!
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Oo! Hope the hand gets better. Such a hazardous job, being a singer, teehee. I would have liked to have seen you fall off the rock stair, though–after making sure you weren’t dead first. 😉
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youch! that would be an interesting accident report! Klutz-Tastic baby! I did something similar in a couple of shows last week. When I went to stand up after kneeling on stage I would catch my skirt and almost pull it off myself while tripping and almost falling down…..Not victorian-ly gracefull.
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dont hurt yourself any more! =)
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Listened to yer myspace. Very nice. Sing moar Puccini. Everything Puccini……!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or how about Strauss? Eh? I’ve been singing a lot of Strauss lately. Though off the top of my head I don’t actually know of …anything he’s written not for female voice. I don’t really know his operas, just lieder. I can’t log in because OD is BROKEN. [impurple]
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I hope you’re feeling better now (((hugs)))
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ryn: totally!!!! so are you coming to CU???
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i think everyone has their moments and we can all be klutzy at one point. don’t hurt your precious self anymore k? funny joke btw. quite the knee slapper 😀
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ryn: I am doing okay. It’s a very up & down time right now, but it is kind of expected. How are you doing? And try not to fall. Get up slowwwwwly. Don’t hurt yourself.
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thanks for the advice! had a look at your website looks pretty good, hope all goes well x
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ryn: OY. transferring credits is the worst. i have heard so many horror stories about it. i avoided taking classes outside of UNC because they’re notorious for being difficult when it comes to that. good luck! hope you decide to be a buff though, it’d be a blast. 🙂
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awesome joke!!!!!! And sweetie be careful! Oh and thanks for the talk by the way the other night. He really is being good to me. For some reason I am scared that I am actually with someone goodlooking, I am into, and is actually good to me.
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