Most guys wanna see tits

Why is it so difficult to figure out what most guys are looking at on a woman?  It should be fairly obvious:  most guys wanna see tits.  Duhhh.

Ask a guy what color a woman’s eyes are, and he’ll probably say "I dunno."  Ask a guy what was on a woman’s feet, and he won’t know (unless he happens to see her feet while looking at her ass).  Ask him how nice her breasts are, and he’ll give you a good description.

Sometimes, I feel sorry for all the women of the world who aren’t well endowed in the breast area.  From a guy’s perspective, it seems like it would be difficult going through life as a woman with small breasts.  Anything less than B-cup and/or not well rounded would be disappointing to live with.  At least that’s how a guy thinks.

It’s kind of like a guy having to live with a sub-6 inch penis.  Eeeek…  that would be awful.  That’s one area of a male body that can’t be enlarged beyond capacity.

Once a woman figures out that a guy will "do anything" if she perks up her breasts and makes them a "prominent feature" of her figure, she has 2 choices:  perk them up and keep showing ’em off, or make attempts to draw attention away from ’em / hide ’em.  The self-confident women will show ’em off, I think.  The ones who hate their bodies or just don’t want male attention will hide ’em.

I guess I just don’t understand why a woman wouldn’t perk ’em up.  Then again, what do I know?  I’m just a guy…  visually-oriented to look at breasts first when I see a woman.  I’m probably just seeing things as I want to see them…  and I like seeing nice big round breasts.  Yum.

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