July 1, 2006

Previous: sara is a little fucked up…

You know what bugs me?

Ah…Be prepared…Sara is so gonna binch about..But I have had my fill of stupid people…And Honeh..I dont mean mildly stupid.

I am talking obviously smack you in the fucking head stupid.

1.I hate when people stare at a sign that is a foot tall with neon red words that says:*Snow cones and cotton candy is at the tower* Then those same dumb ass fuckers go up to me and are like..Where can I get snow cones?

and if you think number one is stupid just wait..

2.After the first person askes me..The person RIGHT BEHIND HIM. Says…The same fucking thing.

I get really tired of saying.* at the tower*

Geesh..Can they not read??? And I mma not talking children..I am talking grown fucking adults guys..30 year olds and older.

Or wait even dumber then that.

3. This woman about forty or so. Buys coffee..Then tells me:Why is the coffee so hot?

Um…Because IT IS COFFEE> COFFEE IS HOT. Uhm…Duh.

Lets examine our brains shall we.

Or dumber then that…No seriously there is some one that takes the fucking prize of…Dumb idiot of the year..

4. This guy walks by the ice cream guy.Who sits right in front of the consession and asks me.Where is the ice cream guy? I point to where he is..And get this.HE asks ME FIVE TIMES AFTER THAT.

I am like what…Did your mother drop you on your head fifty times or something. Smoke all your brain cells away?? I am serious..How stupid can a person honestly be.

I can go on..and on…and on. I see some of the stupidest people sometimes.. and I think maybe just maybe this might be why I would rather work a third shift job where for the most part I can avoid people.

I just can not tolerate stupid questions. I mean..How can you be nice to some one when they act so frickin retarded.

Or..Tonight we have beer tents all over the place. BIG HUGE SIGNS SAYING Beer. And guess what??

They ask me where it is. Or even dumber. Tonight was called the *FIREWORK EXTRAVAGANZA*

Know how many times I was asked* Are there gonna be fireworks tonight?*

Well..If there wasnt would it be named firework extravanganza???

UHm..No.

Or I can not even tell you how many people came in and where like man it is hot in here…NO shit it is hot..You are not telling me something I dont know.ARGH> People+NASCAR=Stupid.

….I mean I love my races…But I dont act like that..

Well enough bitching. 🙂

Anyway. Im hungry. I think I am gonna make myself a vegan burrito and play around on myspace in a bit..But before that I wanna talk about other junk.

I feel like, all you that read my diary might know me a little bit but here is some things you might not know..Just to make things interesting.

1. When I was four, My parents took me to a fair. I left there side and followed this other kid to a ferris wheel. I rode it four times. My parents called the cops..I told them I made a friend. I did stuff like that alot. I am suprised my parents still have hair.

2. I never learned how to ride a bike. But i can skate backwards..and do the splits on rollar blades.

3.I love the way clay smells. and oil paints. In fact nothing makes me happier then getting out new clay and playing with it.

4.I play my dulcimer in a tree in my backyard.

5.I move really quietly. I make almost no noise at all. And..I am extremely bashful until I know you.Then beware…You never know what I might do.

6. I love trucks and Am currently saving up money to have my own truck.

7. I drink about 12, 16 ounce bottles of water a day.

8.Sometimes I will hug my son just to smell the way he smells.(yeah..sort of wierd) Children smell sort of sweet. Donno if anyone else has ever noticed that.

9.I will read the same book over and over. Especially if it is my nora roberts book.. I love it so much I have parts of it memorized. The same with any of my sim game manuals.

10. I hate roses. If a man wants to get me flowers it better not be roses.. Unless I love him/he loves me. Before then it just feels sort of like he wants something I am not willing to give.

….well those are my ten things…Wanna know more stuff about me. Ask me. Go on..Don’t be shy.. 🙂

Well that be it.ADios,Siarai

nessa_knows

thanks for sharing.. i think little kids smell sweat to. the smell good until they hit the upper grades in grade school , then they just smell all the time.lol

I can’t skate backwards but I can do the splits!

to ride a bike you just need to get your own sense of balance first. see, the bike is already balanced, the weight is almost completely evenly distributed. you on the other hand, to balance yourself and the bike you need to figure out your own balance. I suggest just getting a bike, and instead of riding it just sit on it and use your feet against the ground to stay up on the bike…

…ans eventually you’ll get a feel for it and keep your feet off the ground more and more. the you can try standing on it in the same way but it’ll take ALOT less time. when you start biking, realize that when you move forward inertia will hold you up as you move, as long as you have some balance. the faster you go, the easier it is to stay up…

…and finally, realize that as you turn, centripetal force will pull you into the turn, centrifugal force will push you out, and your speed will balance out both those forces to keep you turning at an angle. try to lean into the turn if you can, jsut a little. and when you turn back lean back with the bike. The bike and your speed will do the work for you, all you have to do is stay balanced 😉

oh. do not hit the front brakes by themselves, or else the back whell will keep moving and send you flying right over and past the bike. you can use your feet as brakes too, or you plant a foot in the direction you want to turn and turn the bike you can make a sharp turn. apply the back brakes for a shorter turn. but pretty much, always use the back brakes 🙂 ~Mark

now i have a question…how in GOD’S name do you skate backwards. I just can’t get it for the life of me!

*Bahama*Mama*

July 2, 2006

Ugh, working with the general public SUCKS, huh? Luckily, I’m in one of the offices at work and don’t have to fratenize with the dumbasses on the floor too much. But when I do . . . *I also read the same book over and over =)

yes, there are folks who just don’t seem to hold any mental capacity whatsoever. I’m sorry you had to witness such sad events. Tisk tisk. myspace= the devil! & my addiction. 😀 have a nice day. <3

RYN: Yep, I can do the splits on purpose. Well, I should say I used to be able to do the splits. I haven’t actually done them in a long time.

-joy

ooo kids smell nice..especially the babies’ smell. i dun have a kid myself thou but my friend hav a baby boy. he smell THAT nice (=

Mrs.Delahunty

July 3, 2006

i laughed a lot when i read those stupid things people keep asking. They are pian in the neck i see, but in a brighter way, maybe they are just want someone to tlak to, and be nice to, i dunno,i sued to work and people asked me a lot of dunms questions, i kept thr smile, and said it anyway. 😀 it seems they are bothering you a lot eh 😀 …keep you hair honey 😀 take care

What’s a dulcimer? People like that would piss me off to.

yes yes, I’ll have to look you up. I’m sure I’ll get around to it. In the mean time… see ya round. <3

M0dernScribe05

OMG! LMAO, that’s funny. I can’t stand stupid people either… lol. Damn, ALL of those were good. It’s amazing how stupid people can be huh? Well, take care. TTYL.