Mah Reasons why my pirate is the best pirate ever.

1.Because he insists n wearing his pirate outfit to school..even if my mommy says no. Pins him down and changes his clothes.
2. Because he insists rocks on the playground are jewels. He puts them in his pocket and they usually take a bath in the washing machine before I realize it.
3. He loves to color each one of his fingers a different color and then show me while naked in the bathtub and laughing histerically.*I did not say my son was sane..Just damn great*

You dont have to agree..But if you dont…I will hit you;)
4.He likes to see how much bubble gum he can chew before he cant close his mouth.
5. He sings when he is pooping. generally twinkle twinkle little star..Unless he is feeling festive and then it is either a. away in a manger or b. jingle bells .He can sing the crap out of those three songs. And generally very loudly and happily.
6. he and his nieghbor friends that at sometimes are mortal enemys take turns being captain jack sparrow,until gradually Bud takes his turn a little too long hence a fight generally breaks out. Then bud comes in and rants about how blane wont be his friend no more..Fifteen minutes later it is all resolved by a mud pie and a glass of juice.
* I am so not kidding*
7. I think bud,blane and noah are digging a whole to china in his play yard.
8.He tries really hard to be good every day..But he is my son and  I think that alone makes it difficult.
9. He tells the best jokes. And not because he gets the punch line right,But because it is really hard not to giggle when he smiles like a silly monkey man.
10. He likes to eat mustard sandwiches.
11. He likes to dance to mika and insists every saterday we sit on the back porch and blow bubbles. Although that generally relates to me blowing bubbles and him screaming like a crazed thing as  he tries to pop every one of them with his arms flailing.
12. His idea of dancing generally involves rolling on the floor once or twice.
and the number one reason he is the best pirate ever? Because every day before he goes to school he grabs my face, Kisses me a bunch of times and tells me" I love you mommy, So very, very much"

: )
Later.