something almost exactly describes how i feel…

Missed me, missed me, now you’ve got to kiss me.
If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister.
If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother and my
mother, mister, she might tell my father and my father,
mister, he won’t be too happy and he’ll have his lawyer
come up from the city and arrest you, mister,
so I wouldn’t miss me if you get me, mister, see?

Missed me, missed, me now you’ve got to kiss me.
If you kiss me, mister, you must think I’m pretty.
If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me.
If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me.
If you love me, mister, you would never leave me
it’s as simple as can be!

Missed me, missed me, now you’ve got to kiss me.
If you miss me, mister, why do you keep leaving
if you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer
and they’ll get you, mister, put you in the slammer and forget
you, mister, then you’ll miss me won’t you, miss me
won’t you miss me?

Missed me, missed me, now you’ve got to kiss me.
if you kiss me, mister, take responsibility.
I’m fragile, mister, just like any girl would be
and so misunderstood so treat me delicately.

Missed me, missed me, now you’ve gone and done it,
hope you’re happy in the county penitentiary
it serves you right for kissing little girls, but I will visit, if you miss me.
Say you miss me.
How’s the food they feed you?
Do you miss me?
Will you kiss me through the window?
Do you miss me, miss me?
Will they ever let you go?
I miss my mister so.