Rollover Beethoven
My bar soap attempted suicide this morning. It jumped from a height of about 175 centimeters, dented itself on the tub, and slid into the drain where it proceeded to drown itself. Though I rescued my bar soap, I have since considered discussing alternative life-ending measures with it. I wonder how it would feel about being used as a poison for the dogs in a neighboring apartment. The dogs live on an outdoor deck from about 5pm to 11pm, bruising my entire evening (and my ears) with yips and barks.
I’m afraid bar soap wouldn’t be an effective poison, but I don’t think the Drano® would agree to martyrdom.
I wouldn’t really poison an animal. Humans, on the other hand …
poor bar soap… :o( keep it away from your razor blade.
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Maybe it has low self esteem. You could always carve it into the shape of a sea-shell.
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poor soap. :O Chris
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oh and RYN: A flub is when i booboo. I want to spork my coop but i cant. Chris
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awww! poor soap! i am for carving it and put on display. 😀
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How sad. What’s even sadder is that my bar of soap usually tries to take me with it by aiming for my eyes.
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I used to break the soap in half when it started getting thin, then I’d stick it back together and smooth out the seam to see if anybody’d notice.
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Tak: THREE sea shells.
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