Introducing Bobbeaux

Just thought you might like to meet some of my friends I will introduce them all to you a bit at a time. This entry is about my friend Bob, or as he likes to be called Bobbeaux. That is pronounced Bob O. We work together, kinda. We work at the same place but I am now on days and he is still on overnights. Which pay better but wrecks havock with your social life unless you just never sleep. I don’t know about you but I enjoy sleep. Anyway, this is like a typical conversation.

MoreDarqThanThou (9:10:57 AM): happy AM
Bobbeauxxx (9:20:38 AM): never
MoreDarqThanThou (9:21:39 AM): sorry was channeling miss linda

Bobbeauxxx (9:21:46 AM): lol
Bobbeauxxx (9:21:53 AM): aaaahhh killit killit!!
MoreDarqThanThou (9:22:38 AM): heehee
Bobbeauxxx (9:26:26 AM): i’m gonna go do that thing
Bobbeauxxx (9:26:34 AM): that i do once a week
Bobbeauxxx (9:26:42 AM): to get the stink off
MoreDarqThanThou (9:26:44 AM): um…ok…
MoreDarqThanThou (9:26:58 AM): ew. Once a week?
Bobbeauxxx (9:27:04 AM): with the water and uh shampoo
Bobbeauxxx (9:27:09 AM): and stuff
MoreDarqThanThou (9:27:10 AM): u r a dirty bastard
Bobbeauxxx (9:27:16 AM): so?
MoreDarqThanThou (9:27:28 AM): heehee u suck
Bobbeauxxx (9:27:35 AM): why dont you cry about it gothy
MoreDarqThanThou (9:28:02 AM): if 1 only showered once a week ppl at work would complain to the managment
MoreDarqThanThou (9:28:53 AM): “Jackie smells. Make her wash her ass” but when u do it it’s ok cuz u have a mohawk?
Bobbeauxxx (9:29:02 AM): i guess
Bobbeauxxx (9:29:09 AM): you should get a mohawk
MoreDarqThanThou (9:29:40 AM): Takes too long to glue my hair up at it’s current length
Bobbeauxxx (9:29:52 AM): we might go see hitchhikers guide later
MoreDarqThanThou (9:30:14 AM): I made and all grl play list maybe I’ll burn u a copy
Bobbeauxxx (9:28:13 AM): i’m listening to dresden doll
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MoreDarqThanThou (9:30:24 AM): cool. How later?
Bobbeauxxx (9:30:46 AM): jonon said before 3 if we are going
MoreDarqThanThou (9:30:53 AM): damn
Bobbeauxxx (9:31:01 AM): i think he gets out of head painting at 12
Bobbeauxxx (9:31:09 AM): so we will probably leave then
MoreDarqThanThou (9:31:32 AM): I’ll be at that place doing that thing then
Bobbeauxxx (9:31:43 AM): working?
MoreDarqThanThou (9:32:19 AM): they gave me wed and thur off to ensure that I don’t get to roleplay this week
Bobbeauxxx (9:32:26 AM): lame
MoreDarqThanThou (9:32:40 AM): yeah matt’s show is thursday though
Bobbeauxxx (9:32:47 AM): well we will have to continue this story later cuz i gostoo go
MoreDarqThanThou (9:33:00 AM): yup enjoy the washings
Bobbeauxxx” signed off at 9:33:05 AM.

Yup. A typical morning convo about nothing. To clarify, Miss Linda is one of the managers at work. She’s the strict annoying one. You know the one that glares at you from across the room and tells you you are 1 minute late. She always says “Happy ____________. (fill in appropriate day of the week.) Not exactly what you want to her first thing on a Monday morning. Speaking of which, I have to go wash my ass before work. Bye.