The Controversy survey
1) Is Abortion Wrong?
No. Not every woman has time for children. Adoption? Great, but who wants to lost 9 months of their life carrying a giant parasite around? If it was a matter of irresponsibility, then abortion should not be allowed, however.
2) Is Birth Control Wrong?
No. Sex is fun, and sex without babies is better yet. Birth control also decreases the need for abortions, so there you go.
3) Do Animals Have Rights?
Yes. But I’ll still eat meat. And like it. As humans, it’s our duty to behave in a humane sort of way, and this includes treating our lessers with respect.
4) Is Drinking Alcohol Wrong?
No. It’s a good way to loosen people up and have fun. Being an alcoholic is a dick thing to do, though.
5) Is Having a Tattoo Wrong?
No. It’s your body, the one thing that really, truly belongs to you and no one can take it away. Do what you want with it, have fun.
6) Is Having a Body Piercing Wrong?
see above.
7) Is Celebrating Somebody’s Birthday Wrong?
I think it’s a great thing to do, actually. Spend one day a year celebrating yourself.
8) Is Homosexuality/Bisexuality Wrong?
Biologically? Yes. Morally? No. I don’t see how homosexuality is damaging to society, frankly. That’s a stupid idea propagated by people who are afraid of those who are different. And it pisses me off how society makes homosexuals and bisexuals feel about themselves.
9) Is the Death Penalty Wrong?
*shrug* I don’t really care, honestly. The idea of killing someone because they themselves killed seems backwards and retarded to me…how does that help anything?
10) Is it Ever Okay to Tell a Lie?
Yes..
11) Is Corporal Punishment for Criminals Wrong?
I think corporal punishment is a better idea than the death penalty. There’s a lot to be said for thumbscrews and iron maidens.
12) Is Spanking Children Wrong?
No. But beating the hell out of them for no reason is.
13) Should Corporal Punishment be Allowed in Schools?
No. It’s not the school’s job to play parent.
14) Is it Wrong to Skip Church Occasionally if You Dont Feel Like Going?
I’ve been skipping church for the last 10 or so years, on the basis of that whole "I don’t believe in God" thing. I don’t really care if Christians skip church, that’s their beef with God, not mine.
15) Should Christians Teach Their Children About Santa Claus?
Once again, this really isn’t my place to judge. I don’t really think Santa Claus has a place in the Christian christmas, as he IS a pagan figure, but whatever.
16) Should People Read/Study The Bible Regularly?
If you’re a Christian, it’s probably a good idea. I even read the bible sometimes as a literary reference, but the bible’s worth to me is negligible.
17) Is Female Church Leadership Always Wrong?
No. Women are just as capable as men to do anything.
18) Should Non-Traditional Music Be Allowed in Church?
Who gives a fuck, seriously? Play Bach, play Handel, play 50 cent, I don’t really think God cares.
19) Is The Theory of Evolution Wrong?
No. Well, it might be. But significant evidence shows that evolution happened. Does the theory have gaps? yes. But not nearly as many as Creationism or Intelligent Design, both of which are just cop-outs for people who don’t want to think and require too much faith for a scientific theory.
20) Should The Theory of Evolution be Taught in Schools?
Yes.
21) Is Sex Before Marriage Wrong?
No. Sometimes, the really hot guy isn’t your soulmate, and you get what you can.
22) Is Un-chaperoned Dating Wrong?
No.
23) Is Divorce For Reasons Other Than Adultery Wrong?
No.
24) Should Divorced People be Allowed to Remarry?
Yes.
25) Should Women Always Wear Traditionally Feminine Clothes?
No. I actually wear a lot of boy’s clothing because it’s more comfortable.
26) Should Women be Submissive in Marriage?
No. Women shouldn’t be submissive, period.
27) Is it Wrong For Mothers to Work Outside of Home?
No.
28) Should Women Primarily be Homemakers?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’d be a terrible homemaker. I’m interested in Chemistry, not cleaning.
29) Can Watching Television be Damaging to children?
Yes. My children will not watch T.V.. Not because it’s violent or stupid (which it is) but because it will numb their brains and make them lazy. I don’t have cable now, and I really don’t miss it.
30) Is Euthanasia Wrong?
No. Sometimes it’s the merciful thing to do.
31) Is Suicide Wrong?
No. It’s selfish as hell, but if your life sucks enough that you can actually go through with it, then your life sucks pretty bad.
32) Is Gambling Always Wrong?
no, I think it’s fun.
33) Is Halloween Wrong?
Halloween is one of my favourite holidays. Because I like to sacrifice young children to the heathen gods on that day…and eat a lot of candy.
34) Is Gossiping Always Wrong?
Generally, but we all do it so why condemn it?
35) Is it The Husbands Job to Provide For His Household?
No.
36) Is Nakedness Always Wrong?
No.
37) Is Pornography Always Wrong?
No, it’s hilarious.
38) Is Society Getting More Immoral?
I can’t really tell, honestly. I’m too immersed in being immoral myself. Most people aren’t smart enough to be genuinely immoral, so I’d have to say no, it’s just getting more ignorant.