Subcutaneous hardware

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Time: 8:30pm

Hours left: 12.5

I’m sorry if I scared you with that TERRIFYING RAT in the previous entry. Amrai was scared it was going to come and eat her, but really… I live above it. If it is going to eat anyone in their sleep, it will be me. Or Jake. He sleeps a few inches closer.

MY hands jsut typed ‘closer’ as ‘clothes’ and they just did it again. So if I have weird word substitutions, it just means I did not see them. I once called the post office a lollypop, so weird word substitutions are not a strange thing for me. I am going to be AWESOME FUN when I am old and going a little crazy.

I can’t type anymore. 

I hate cilantro. All I can taste is cilantro. It is overpowering. It was in the salsa I had 5 hours ago? Or was it 6 hours ago? I forget.

I cannot hit backspace, it will erase everythign I have writte. So now you get to witness my real typign.

I have 3 egg yolks. What can I do with them??

Title: My husband has it! He is a cyborg. Literally.

 This entry is messed up! I did not write it in this order!!!