Sentient Bacon

I wish I knew what was going on. Our fridge/freezer that we got last Friday… it doesn’t keep things cold. The popsicles are slushy (frozen enough…. but they can’t hold onto the stick!), the OJ is warm enough to make me think it’s been sitting out for half an hour… its just really REALLY annoying. I don’t want to be worrying about my milk. Speaking of… I should throw it in the freezer so it is cold enough for me to want to drink. I really loathe milk that is anything but either super hot or borderline freezing cold.

Nothing else doing. I somehow wasted 3 hours today playing solitaire, so I feel I totally pissed the day away. So many things I could’ve done. And I can’t even blame my back, it mostly only hurts when I sit in this chair! So you’d think I’d want to NOT be here. Ah well.

On tonight’s episode of "I need a topic, Topic-Face!" , Jake tells me to write about… yogurt. Because he is super imaginative. He finished off the yogurt with his dessert tonight, because I don’t want it to go the way of the milk last week, and it’s a lot harder to tell when yogurt starts to go weird… at least with milk it starts to resemble yogurt! And last week, the milk wasn’t even clumpy or anything, it sounded thick but that was the only thing making it obvious. So the tub of yougrt would be a difficult thing to notice the badness of. How many times do you think I can repeat myself? Or type the word yogurt. That word is annoying to type really. Oooh, once, a cup of milk was left behind the couch for at least a month… oh that was pretty gross when it was found. But weird, because it didn’t smell!

Oh, I want frozen grapes! Heh. I had to find the title-face line (because I’ve only ever typed it once, the rest of the times I’ve just gone back and copied it) and one of the titles was "like an ice cube with skin" and that is totally a frozen grape. Mmm.. would be so great right now, it’s an awesome snackysnack. But they probably wouldn’t even freeze, silly things.

There was no NCIS on tonight, silly USA network having an SVU marathon instead. I like NCIS better.

Oh!! You wanna know something really gross? Yesterday I semi fell asleep on the couch and Jake tried to wake me but it didn’t really work. What did wake me was seeing a GIANT MOVING BLACK THING on the ground. Was an ant… but it was the size of a small cockroach. Or something. It was freaking huge. And it made the most disgusting noise when I squished it. Ew ew ew. I only have problems killing bugs/spiders when they make a disgusting squish noise… otherwise I’m generally fine. I always feel bad for killing them, but I’m still shuddering over how gross that was last night.

My title… the other day I asked Jake if I was bacon, but he kept telling me no because then I’d be dead and such. But I want to be a living breathing piece of bacon! and he just couldn’t wrap that around his itty head. Except… he has a pretty big head. Scares me just a little, hopefully our babies won’t have massively massive heads… at least at birth.