Randomness of FROGNESS
Once there was a frog.
His name was Frog.
He was green and very froglike.
Every other frog liked him because he was so frogalicious.
He tasted like a frog.
People lick toads coz they are poisonous.
People don’t lick Frog, he tastes like mouldy pie.
But to other frogs he tasted GREAT!
Like awesome on a stick!
Mmm….awesome.
The Frog walked down the street, singing about dogs and hairy legs,
when he realised that his bank card was in his other pants.
In a shock he realised that stuff was stuff and his pants were missing!
Oh the horror!
Missing pants!
And that’s the end of that chapter.
Lickable frog? Sounds like this guy’s got it going on! Lianne Marie xXx
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lol you amuse me so.
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I would be more worried about my ‘friends’ putting me on a stick then if I lost stuff ! rotfl *huggles* FROGS RULE! 🙂
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FROGGIE!! That brings back so many memories! PS, Sez: Amy is English, from the UK- just lives in NZ- would it still be funny if I asked her to say ‘fish’? XD She DOES tell me kiwis talk funny…hehee
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and then came… me from Purple Milky Way, to give a pair of jeans to our ‘lil hero with no pants. But wait! Lee or Levis, Redstar or Kenvelo? ‘Coz frog fashion rulez and… no!! The Bank card you stupid Toni…. how could you waste all the money 4 a candy stuff??! Shame… but yet candy rocks and I consume it more than ever before coz you know, scientist still wonder if frogs eat purple candy 😀
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I would have you know that frpg licking is an ancient and venerable English tradition! Well, I do it…
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