Randomly accentuating the middle of the room

I’m nervous.

A lot less than I was during the day though. When I was home alone, I felt sick the entire time.

There is a LOT of stuff I need to get done tomorrow. Well, there are a few things I NEED to get done, and a lot of stuff that needs to get done eventually and will probably be done tomorrow when I need to distract myself from that thing that brains do. Thinking? Yeah, that.

There was a package waiting for me at the post office today. Two tshirts. Yay.

Our awesome door mat (that calls itself an "accent rug") has cows on it and it sits in the middle of the kitchen. And it makes me laugh every time I see it there. The only reason it is where it is, is because I just dropped it once I brought it home and took the label off, and I haven’t moved it yet. I will… eventually. By the end of the week, for sure.

alpha_beta_angel

November 16, 2009

properly note later. (drugged up and dizzy)

~*Dark Rose*~

T shirts! 🙂

T-shirts? Ooh? MJ-related? LOL @ rug. Silly thing, shouldn’t it just move to the door itself? I always see doormats in front of doors so I assume that would be it’s ideal habitat, don’t keep it tame in the kitchen for too long, it’ll forget how to hunt and survive on it’s own. It needs it’s natural shoe-cleaning instincts…like a leopard in mat-form ready for action.

Or maybe, the mat is like a squirrel, cute and cautious and when you feed it shoe-dirt it loves on you rubbing up to your leg like a kitty. Wait, it’s an accent rug, must be foreign if it has one of those. Try telling it “go to the door” and see if it understands. If not use a english –> mat translator or handy dictionary. Try gestures, hand-talking is calming to them.

I am the all-knowing Mat Whisperer! Guess what I just touched my head and my hand felt it but my head didn’t so it didn’t even feel like my head… I can even feel the bits of dandruff and lumps and other random treasures I apparently save in there for later but my head is like ignoring me, pretending it’s asleep so it doesn’t have to answer the door. Crazy!

I got a jeez-fright just now as i stood at the front door, I’m deaf and there is a hedge blocking off passersby until suddenly they jump into my field of vision. Big burly guy and cute Highland terrier were all “Durprise! I’m crossing your driveway” LOL durprise. Puppy was all “Wow tis green-door house living lady” and wanted to say hi. So I called out and I guess I said “hello puppy” uber-loud

the guy gave me an odd look so I assume I must of truly shouted it. I’m odd? He is the one walking a fluffy dog at 4:30am. Random dogs are randomly awesome, randomly happy to see Jenn dogs are even more so. I’m spamming you like ham on bacon. My house sounds like the inside of a seashell, I wish it had durprise hermies in it. that would be an ulti-bonus!

Bum, I meant to nort Jake’s diary before I sped up on the good flu drugs. Now I can’t coz I just won’t seem cool. You know Seth Rogen is secretly Jake’s evil twin planning to yoink his awesomeness? Everytime a Seth film is on I declare I’m watching “pretend Jake” he looks lot like Jake but he totally isn’t. He is secretly jealous coz Jake has great in a can.

wow I probably should of privated these norts. I’m all shy now coz my craziness came out like a Super Sez Rainbow of Random. It’s like skittles ‘cept they all colours and flavours of the multi-faceted Sez package. LoL package, makes it sound like you’re a man. Argh, note to self…stop before you crawl off the slope of sane and fall into the crazy-byss. Oh wait, too late….ArrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHHHH!

November 17, 2009

Ryn: Yeah, long time. and pictures?

oldchezza

I love all Jenn’s later properly notes. Hilarious. I am being nervous for you, so you can be ok. OK? Are you going to show us your kitchen cows?

midnight radio

You’re gonna be just fine. :o) It’s supposed to be an enjoyable day for everyone, so try and relax and enjoy it yourself there hostess lady. *hugs* ~jo

ryn: Oooooh, riiiiight! I’d forgotten that was this week. ~jo

ryn: did all my norts ease your nervousness? That was my true aim really. I was in bed this morning knowing that I was running on crazy juice and decided to share it here and I was thinking “oh bum everyone will read it” but meh, humiliation is worth it for Sez happiness. You know I’d do anything to help you out.

Etoile Filante

Rug pictures? Lee Mee xXx