pirate sucking scum face of goodness

We have packed. We have cleaned. We have no food left. Today has been a good, productive day.

Jake keeps saying "we’ll be in Australia tomorrow" which is wrong, but it sounds good. I’m looking forward to seeing my parents at the airport.

I just ate half a block of chocolate. Which considering it was full of peppermint goo, I think it’s pretty impressive. Man, I’m all cool feeling inside now.