“nuts like a coconut on speeeeeeeeed”

I just had the best milo ever. It was perfectly chocolatey and milky without tasting even slightly like milk. Perfect.

Yesterday morning, the creepiest thing happened. I woke up 20 minutes before the alarm was gonna go off, and so I turned off the phone so it wouldn’t even be an alarm, and went back to sleep. 9am happened, and the alarm went off, and the phone asked me if I wanted it to be turned on. What the? That is the weirdest thing ever.

The last two days have been very lazy. And awesome. I’m gonna be lonely when Jake goes back to work next week. But at least then I can get my drug sandwich again. mmmmm tureky rueben, how I have missed thee. Oooh, with fries! and sweet chilli sauce! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We spent so much money today when we did the weekly grocery shopping, but most of it was to add to our stash of things. Coz we have a huge stash of random stuff, like tissues and doritos and batteries. heh But yeah, I like having a stash. Makes me happy coz there is stuff there for when the stuff we are using runs out. I learnt well from my parentals.

We also found some chicken tikka sauce, which I hope is good. I wanted something spicy-ish like the thai green curry stuff, coz I was craving a chicken/veggies/rice type meal.

This morning I got an email from my mum’s best friend, Marilyn. She wrote to tell me she went to see Ross Noble because I couldn’t, and coz I had told her about it. She even was going to print out a picture of me to take. Strange, but if she wasn’t, she wouldn’t get along so well with my mother, who is as weird as I am. (She sent me an email today that said "Annoyance plus (that came out as pus!) … I was attracted to the poop" – coz the only entry of mine that she noted of the last week when she was on camp was ‘finger-snappy poopy-pants’ and I asked why lol)

The tv that right now looks to be right next to my head… it is just a view of Alton Brown’s head. It looks like this giant head of knowledge is trying to attack me while teaching me amusing and useful stuff. Also weird coz there’s no sound, as Jake is playing his guitar. Random weird tunes that aren’t familiar at all. But then the only  thing he’s played that I’ve recognised is some Creed song.

At least I don’t have a panda chewing bamboo that is extruding from me…somewhere.

I am having trouble typing coz my left hand typing fingers are covered in dorito cheese-stuff, so I’m typing with the other fingers only and its just hard. Like almost as hard as touch typing was when we first had those classes back in high school. I always cheated, looked at the keys but kept my head looking at the screen so the only way the teacher would know I wasn’t touch typing was if she looked at my eyeballs. But this was also the lady that would always confuse me and Jessica Wong. I have no idea how, but we looked alike in her mind. So that class, I was Jessica. heh random.

Guess what? It’s the Creed song. Oh, now its not. heh See? Random! And apparently I taste amazing. That’s the doritos, they make the mouth oh so yummy. So much better than vegemite. When I eat it, its the most delicious thing ever. when someone else has it, it smells like rotting ass of the stinky variety.

I was telling Jake today that I am gonna work out how much I’ve spent on socks since I moved here, and work out a budget for sock-buying, and if I spent less than the budget would have let me if I made it 7 months ago, then all that money will go to socks right now. Coz there is so much stuff that I want from Sock Dreams right now, my wish list is over $200! And if there is a set amount I can spend, I won’t feel bad about spending money on socks. (it’ll prolly end up being $5-$10 a month…. mmmmm socks!)

Last night we stayed up late to watch Letterman. It was a rerun, but it had John Travolta and that aussie guy who almost got swallowed by a shark. That guy was so funny, coz the accent made me wanna giggle (I’ve been american for too long me thinks!) and he was all nonchalant about having his top half inside a great white and so he grabbed its eye and poked it and such and then he was free and he just talked about it like it was no big deal. Funniest thing ever. Or maybe not, but it did make me laugh. I miss home.

Anyways, I think I’m getting low on random. I love how my entries are getting ramblier now, coz that’s how I like me to be. Rambly about absolutely nothing! Plus, I’m getting better at noting too, which I like.

title: For some reason, I was singing that the other night whilst doing sudoku in bed, and Jake decided to write it into the ‘radnom quotes for titles’ file I have. That thing has cool words from since I moved here. The oldest one being "sometimes you just gotta slap those Germans" …one of the final things Jake’s dad said the last day he was here. It was hilarious and there was a great story behind it but I forgot that about an hour after it was said. heh

The panda thing? Something Marilyn told me about what Ross Noble was rambling about. I thought it was fitting to keep swapping stories but going back to the ‘original’, coz that is very Ross Noble-esque. And I am awesome. Do you disagree?