Jenn’s birthday present.

The Land of Shiny and Trucks. By me. For Jenn. (every link is a hilarious picture. Click for enjoyment!)

Off in the far off land of cheese and bread, there was a man. This man looked like the ordinary man. He liked hats, and spinning. He even had a lady who loved him, who also liked to spin.

This man had a secret. He was really… A NAKED TRUCK! Sometimes he pretended to have cargo, but he couldn’t fool the real smart ones, like a certain fush that likes to roll around the country side (luckily, god gave him wheels!).

Naked-truck man had the love of a lady, but that love was shared with a shiny red man-pimp of a car (he likes to drop ice cream in the spa), a stripey kitty, and a lovely leon-type-thing that had hair. This made him fistagate, but then he realised the gate wasn’t opening and he should just back away, or else risk being eaten… BY BIRDS! Birds that are very happy to announce their eating of things. Especially you.

Off in the distance, during the day, the cheese knives were being very boring, and refusing to BAM!

Naked-truck man was American. When he was in America he was nice and blue, but here in the weird land of bouncing animals, he was white. A nice, shiny white. Like snow, or… ice cream!

One day, Naked-truck man was driving around, visiting his friend Sticky when he came across a truly EVIL street. Something that he, as a truck, would have difficulty with. So he turned around, and found himself somewhere where he hadn’t been before. He was in the evil place known as… WOLLERT!!

Wollert was evil. Everyone knew this. Even the Hoff. That’s why he runs away, but he’s silly and doesn’t realise that tire swings don’t really go anywhere.

Wollert has all the bad things. Star Marts that aren’t really Star Marts (they are blurs!). Scary devil shrines in the most innocent of places. GLOW STICKS THAT ARE REALLY JUST LINES!!

And most evil of all…. Men who slap their legs when they laugh!

Somewhere (possibly under a desk somewhere) a kangaroo was sharing his whale lollies with a glue fairy.

Naked truck man RAN (or drove, seeing as how he has wheels) as fast as he could in the direction of something he thought meant safety. A tree sign. But OH NO! The tree sign was really… the headquarters of the Poultry Express!! Lucky for Naked-truck man, there was a train line with a road following beside it (for easy stalking). He drove away, scared that a Wollertian might have spotted him.

He was safe for the time being.

Now that Naked-truck man knew where he was, he decided on a plan of action. He went through the Gateway (a very challenging route for trucks! What with the curls) and wiggled through the wigglies with expert precision…

Naked-truck man went back to the gate, to the secret garden, where his love lived. He parked and watched the sun set, and then slept peacefully all night, safe and naked.

The End.

Happy Birthday Jennbabe, hope you enjoyed the story, and the pictures!!