I’d kind of like to bathe my ass in bacon

I’ve really given up explaining my titles lately, haven’t I? I think that’s because they are pretty much just random words I think of at the time. Or are random conversational snippets. I just looked at the latest batch and yeah, either words that pop out at the moment of title, like tonight’s, or weird things Jake says, like the snorting donkey title from a few days ago.

This morning I woke up at 8am, which was really weird and totally not typical for a Saturday. The second weird thing was, Jake was still asleep next to me. He’s normally up hours before me. It was nice though, because it meant I had done my normal puter-thing, had breakfast, and watched a few hours of tv before 11am. So I was ready and wanting to get out and do stuff. Went to the drug store, bought something. Went to the post office, got a sample of salt in the mail. And then we wandered to the bank to deposit the pile of cash our wallets had accumulated since we last went to the bank. Our last month’s rent check has not been deposited yet, and we’ve already handed over this month’s, so we had to up what was in our account so we wouldn’t get completely wiped out if both checks went through at the same time.

The trees above were the first thing I noticed on the way back from the bank. On the way there, I was too busy making sure we were walking at a speedy enough pace to be able to get there before midday when it would shut.

The rest of the day has just been lazy-time and that is massively awesome. We’ve recently (within the last 2 weeks?) gotten into The Office, so we’ve got every episode that plays during the week that we haven’t seen set to record. So we were clearing those off the DVR. It is mildly confusing being at 5 different points in the storyline, but it’s also kind of fun.

This picture was a quick "oh shit I forgot to take a picture yesterday!", and because the picture 2 days ago was of the decorative boomerang in our living room, it made sense to have the ‘functional’ boomerang from the kitchen be the missing photo. I really like this because it kinda looks like it could be flying around. At least I like to pretend it looks like that.

Yesterday… I was very surprised when Jake came home from work before 4pm. He is usually closer to 5 on Fridays. We were going to go grocery shopping Saturday, because Jake needed a shave and a haircut and Walt shuts at 5 on Fridays. But he was early, so it was spontaneous errand time. Especially because I hadn’t written up any kind of grocery list. I’m pretty good at writing the list, I just really suck at coming up with 2 weeks of meals on which to base the list on. And Jake sucks even worse at it. He’ll read my list, when I need ONE more meal, and he’ll come up with maybe 2 ideas… both of which are on the list he has in front of him.

I have to get my hair cut tomorrow. I’m kinda nervous. Stupid split ends that never end.