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What would you do if… (Realistic)

…you retired to your bed only to find your pillows missing? Look for my pillows, or steal Jake’s.

…you saw a stranger drop a dollar in the middle of a crowded sidewalk? If they are too speedy for me to stop them and give it back, then I’d keep it. It’s only a buck.

…you saw someone choking in a crowded restaurant? Point it out to someone who can help. I don’t know how to heimlich so I wouldn’t wanna try.

…someone waved at a guy behind you but you were mistaken and waved back? I hate when that happens! I just.. get embarrassed.

…some kid pushed past you in line? Prolly just swear under my breath.

…what if his parents were with him and didn’t stop him? roll my eyes?

…you stepped on gum and knew who dropped it? be all "thanks for your gum!"

…all your clothes were in the wash and you had to go out? I wouldn’t go out. I’d call whoever and postpone…

…a robbery was taking place? Hopefully not be here…

…you were witnessing a poor schmuck getting mugged by one big fella? cal 911 if I had my phone on me

…you saw a wandering child on railroad tracks with a train coming? scream trying to get the kid’s attention

…the power went out right now? Pray that it comes back soon… so I can keep up with posting! (or check if Lisa’s laptop is on and post from there

…the power went out and you lost all your answers? Eh, I have the blank survey saved, that’s no big deal.

…you were caught in the middle of a gunfight with no weapon? Drop to the ground and hope I survive

What would you do if… (Unrealistic)

…you looked up in the sky and saw a bomb crashing down at you? umm… run? Even if it wouldn’t save me..

…your pants suddenly caught on fire and you couldn’t put them out? TAKE THEM OFF!

…animals could talk? That woudl be soo cool! I’d love to chat to my fish.

…suddenly all your clothing turned 80% transparent? I’d strip and hang out at home

…animals started talking to you? I’d enjoy it.

…someone superglued your feet to the ground? Am I wearing shoes? I’d just take the shoes off and walk away

…and if the building you were in was caught on fire? Well hopefully the warm floor would melt the glue enough for me to move

…and if at this opportune moment your pants combusted and caught on fire? Take off my pants and jump out the window!

…you had a remote control for life? Would be kinda cool I guess

…and if somebody wasted the batteries so you could only push one button? which button is it?

…the alphabet song became a number one hit single? what’s the alphabet song?

…and if all your friends were buying the CD? People are silly

…and if it had a catchy beat? People are silly?

…you woke up to find all your feet apparel gone and you had to go out? I’d go barefoot. Any excuse for that is great.

…pink became the "new white"? Go pink!

Last Two Questions

You have a monkey, his name is Bob, what do you do with your monkey? Hug my monkey. Sometimes when you’re upset, it’s best to hug a monkey

I came crashing into your house asking you to "join the resistance"? What is this resistance? Are you a resistor? If so, I’d solder you to something and run away 😛