Duckbeard, pillager of lillypads.

SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had to be done. Don’t deny it, that is purely THE MOST AWESOME way to start an entry… EVER!

Yesterday arvo was a pouty one, stupid flood went down before I got to the place with my camera. Stupid water STAY WHERE YOU DON’T BELONG!!!!!!! But twas all goo, I had me a Jenn and we bummed around being cold and bored.

TODAY has been awesome. Woke up (OMG YES IT’S TRUE I ACTUALLY WOKE UP!!!) and was all EEE I’M GOING TO SEE CANDICE TODAY! And then Jenn backed out which was all kewl so I went to the random stinky MAJORLY MESSY house myself. And had to wake up Candice. FUN! heheh… twas… and mmm… efficient… I love poking people in the sides till they wake up. I’m so good at it too. LOL… Sleepy people are so amusing.

We randomly quested to Northland. Such a quest involved a taxi driver rambling about model trains and some weird crane thing… purchase of toys and a wind up duck (that now has an eyepatch, a goatie, and is named DUCKBEARD!)… giant cookies (never ending cookies… aaah aah aaah!) and coke in glass bottles… DVDs… sooo many awesome books (SOMEONE shall buy me one of those for a random present! lol)… Angry fisting spongebob making me nearly snort flake shake… MERINGUES!!… a massive pack of seagulls standing in the one car parking spot… AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!

Then, armed with snacks and mass amounts of shopping we quested back to the house of Candice and watched dvds. We saw ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and ‘Shine’. Squeak Squeakiidy Squeakin. Good movies. And then it was all… me shouting at Sneep to ATTACK MY FOOT! whilst spaghetti with poo-looking sauce was made for dinner. Yes, the sauce looked SO BAD. Twas edible and no where near as bad as I thought it would be, so w00t lol. Oooh and we was watching Freddy Got Fingered, but I had to leave coz… MY RIDE ARRIVED! :O it’s so weird not driving myself places. Stupid Matthew damaging my gorgeous Hoj.

I think Sneep is slightly scared of me… I mean… who wouldn’t be scared of some crazy woman who shouts ATTACK MY FOOT at you, hisses at you, and makes your feet dance? I mean REALLY!

Sooooooooooo much coke has been comsumed by me today… sooo much… so much sugar too… mmm meringue….mmm…. giant cookie…. mmmm…. doritos LOL …I’m so hyper… I’ve been leaving strange notes to people and written a strange rambly email too!! heheheh…. mmm… fun.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! In Safeway there was this tiger thing. You squeeze it’s tail and it’s mouth opens up and is all “I’m a torch” and IT GROWLS!!! Oh wow it was seriously one of the funniest things ever!!! But then… most things were today. =D

So yes, today was good. I love how we was hanging out for…. what turned out to be 11 hours, but it only felt like maybe 2 at the most? So kewl. Such fun with the Candice. Me loves my Candice. =D

nananananannananananananannannanana FUTURE GIRL!!!!!! *flies around entry wearing a cape emblazoned with the FUTURE GIRL symbol…*
*poses all superhero-like*
The Squidy Is Kewl!
*flies off into the sunset…even though it’s the middle of the night…*

^^^^^^ note to the Squidy that amused me TOO MUCH to not share with you all.

Oh… I broke my pyjama pants… they are all “I’m gonna fall down now!” bah… now 2 of my 3 pairs are broked… must get fiixed… buth my thumbs are bleeding…  I wish I wouldn’t pick at them so.

I have Duckbeard. And kewl socks. And a dvd (mmm… silence of the lambs… so very cheep… stupid shop not having savage garden dvd). And an awesome true murder book I yoinked from candice. Mmm…. book.

“and IIIIIIII will love yoooooouuuuuuuuuu… baaaaaabbbbbbyyyyyyyy… AAAAAAAALLLWAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!” <— been in my head ALL DAY LONG!!! Crazy Matty car music!

Today… at the sock shop… i found…. sparkly knee high toe socks!!!!!!! But they only had them in white and blue… the blue ones were kewl… but they just weren’t purple!!!!!!!!! So disappointing! But kewl coz that means… THERE IS HOPE! Ah I’m sad, getting so excited over the prospect of socks lol. =D mmm… my dream socks…