Disgusting purple feet against the white floor

Something smells like meat. Squidy tried to tell me its the coffee, but it smells like meat to me! Maybe I’m just so hungry I’m imagining things. We completely forgot to eat all of yesterday. The day went uneaten. So I had to have cup of coke at like 4:30am coz my tummy goblin decided it was time to tell me it was VERY HUNGRY and things and so was hurting me so much that I had to just lay on my back and go "ow" heheheee mmmm coke.

We were awake at…. 4am? Something stupid like that. I didn’t check the time. It’s creepy, right now its not even 6am, and I’m already entreeing. I’m turning into a female squid!!!! Or something. Everyone in this house is weird, well, most are anyways. 2/3 of the peoples were up by 5am. Creepy creepy weirdness. But then… in my house… 3/5 of the people are up by 4:30… so what am I rambling about? Stuff. Mmm stuff.

We’re going lunchables and out-of-the-house with Kristen today. She’s so funny. I love random peoples!!! w00t!!

Ooooh… yesterday I got introduced to the Food Network ness that is daily Jakeness. So much ness. Lucky there’s no monster about. hehee Loch.

I might go sit on the couch with my Squid now… I always get so tired on that couch, and so I move to the bed and all of a sudden I’m wide awake. What the?

Title. That needs explanation. When we went to the laundry room before, my feet looked so grossly purple! But then once they were on the dark carpet of the sproingy stairs, they looked human again. The stairs go sproing. Funniest thing ever. Or maybe not and I’m exaggerating but who cares if I am? Not me.

Jake’s bed is good to jump on. It’s all SPROING which is like spring which makes me think of water and mmm I’m thirsty.

In closing, I look good in red…. no… the cups on this desk are red. CHeck it out! *buttdance buttdance*

GO SCIENCE! heheee