Old clothes, Odd Wires

In which our Hero trips a wire and wires a line

Something about me set off the alarms as I walked into a store today. A group of kids leaving as I entered were stopped by the security guard and I thought nothing more of it, but then when I went to leave, the alarms went again.

“Did you forget to purchase anything?”

No, I didn’t pick up anything?

“Maybe something else you bought?”

I haven’t shopped in a while.

“Get any new clothes? Maybe there’s a tag still in there?”

That’s where I stopped to think. The only piece of clothing I’m wearing that could be said to be less than 6 years old is my baseball hat and my dress shirt. I’m not sure there’s anything in there to set off an alarm.

I think perhaps my personal EM cloud is more likely to be the issue. I’m wearing a lot of things that are either wirelessly connected to each other, or have RF properties. If they’re using RF sensors for theft prevention, I carry active devices that will set their system off.

I don’t know how to figure it out either. Except to wave bits of my stuff through the security gates and set off their store alarms every few minutes. Which would be a little funny for me, but probably annoying as hell for them. Next time, thought, I’m going to wander in without my coat. It’s bigger, heavy and carries way more stuff than it rationally should, so maybe something in there is setting off the alarms.

The sad thought is the realization that very nearly all of my clothes are old. I mean, it’s good from an efficiency point of view, but maybe it’s time to pull the trigger on a wardrobe update.

And now for something completely different

My internet, like my mother’s health problem, has been intermittent since the start of the year. Today, technician number 9 ( by my count) just called and said to me, not making this up: Hi, I’ve got a ticket on your line, but I don’t know what it’s about. Can you describe the problem?

Seriously? Seriously?! I’ve got a shit-ton of documentation in the ticket so that we don’t have to reinvent the wheel every time I get on the phone. So I tell him the long and painful story, summarized this: I’ve had intermittent disconnections of my internet for a month and a half. There’s no pattern or rhythm to the disconnections, sometimes every few minutes.

But then the guy comes over and after some talking, I brief him on the curious state of my telecommunications situation and he says the damnedest thing.

“Why don’t we just run your internet over the other pair of wires? It’d be an unofficial dry loop.”

Well… hell. First, a dry loop (a phone wire without a dial tone) is the next escalation option and I had already priced out how much it would cost and how I was going to tell those people at the internet company that they were going to give me a year of it for free for my troubles (which is a reasonable ask against the rate they collect). And second, it’s a sane, rational way to test the situation and something that *I* would have done, but given how procedure-bound the technician are, I really figured that it was fairly close to a technical impossibility.

But I’m approaching the 12-hour mark since my last outage, which puts things into the “promising” category.

Sorry, dull, I know. 🙂 Gotta post something, or else I get right back to being the guy who doesn’t post at all anymore.

 

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Time to go shopping. If you are like my husband, you’ll buy more of what you already have. But it will be new…

February 18, 2013

I feel like the girl who doesn’t post enough, too. *IS OLD AND BORING*

If I didn’t post anything dull, I’d never post at all. I like the idea of you having an EM cloud – kind of like Pigpen from Peanuts, only with electrons instead of flies.

I wonder about the RF chips. My driver licence has one so I can cross between the Canadian and US boarders (among others) without a formal passport. Thing is, I’m pretty certain they have the spy cams stuffed in those, too. My whereabouts are never a secret anymore. Can’t help think they monitor the out house as well.

It is okay to try on new khaki pants and blue shirts (or whatever it is that you love.) For my husband, its black cotton sweaters and blue jeans, for casual and the same four colors of dress slacks for work. The waist has gone up in recent years, but alas, they make them in all sizes. Go on Serin, you can do it!

February 18, 2013

ryn: thank you. i would have cherished the email more 🙂

Oh hell, anything can set those things off. Probably your cell phone or something.

February 19, 2013

Dyfais and I had a similar experience last year with our internet service and while we only got up to technician number 5, Dyfais raised enough of a stink to finally get the problem fixed AND get us six months of free service. The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the technological-saavy wheel gets free internets. *grin*