Essays for Jefes
In which our Hero admits that Spanish is not his fuerza
Where are you? Donde esta mi novio?
Novio?
Boyfriend
Oh. Um. Novio esad donde los con carne
What?
Usted?
Just say in english. I’ll translate to spanish for you. Since you. don’t. know. spanish.
I’m here.
Estoy aqui.
Agua!
Usted = you. donde = where. los con carne = with meat
agua = water
Just say “Estoy aqui.”
I just want to save this, don’t mind me. Is it my imagination or can you hear Nocturne’s head sink into her hands on that last bit?
Also, I barely managed to say my line before the giggles kicked in after her translation.
What on EARTH were you actually trying to say? Regardless, the effort is quite amusing. : )
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Que?
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Tell her, “Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones!” See what she says to that! 🙂
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*that would be “en mis pantalones!” if you want to be a grammar nazi… hey now, what sort of double entendre were you aiming for with that “los con carne” bit? Actually, google has a really good online translator that will give you about 75% ungarbled translation of simple phrases 🙂
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How wonderful to be bi- lingual !!
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Baffle her with French man! French!
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lol you are a dork. 😛
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