Men I Should Not Fancy

Well, specifically…

Shayne Ward, because he is a talentless wannabe, a singer who flaunts his heterosexuality to define his visual style, and a man who looks a little too much like me (however obliquely) for my tastes…

And, George Osbourne, the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, because he is a Conservative, and a son of the aristocracy (check his biography!).But he’s cute, no?