10 things…
… that you probably didn’t know about me.
- I have a cousin who plays major league baseball. He’s a pitcher for the Phillies. Next time they play the Marlins I will have to get tickets.
- I am starting to be known as the guy the organizes every event. At Jim’s funeral yesterday I had several people walk up to me and thank me for putting on such a beautiful service. I had nothing to do with it.
- Tonight we are celebrating Jim’s life with a big dinner for all of the employees. Yes, I did organize it.
- My hair is so thick that when it grows out it’s a big white boy afro. It’s so thick that the hair won’t lay down, and this is why I always have super short hair.
- I was once asked to father a child. It scared the shit out of me. I don’t want another one of me walking around. My genes are just to fucked up.
- I can’t cry. Like I really can’t. I don’t know what it is, but the last time I cried was over a year ago when my mom told me she was divorcing my dad. I’m a little bit dead inside.
- I love to drive fast. As fast as I can.
- I should of been a automotive journalist. That to me would be the fucking coolest profession in the world.
- I’m getting burned out.
- I miss Mike. He’s on a business trip.
ooooo afro. How cute! Get yourself some thinning scissors!
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Lets see the afro hair. Let us be the judge. I wish SO bad I couldn’t cry. I’m such a huge freakin baby I can’t stand it! Tears are for wimps. I think everyone here can agree, you have fantastic taste, that’s why everyone thinks you organize the good stuff. Even if it is a funeral. š
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I cried a few weeks ago when I found out that my sister was pregnant. The last time before that was probably almost a decade ago. I just don’t cry when I feel sad, but I do sometimes cry when I’m happy.
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I’m so gay, I cry a musicals — even happy ones! (Is there any other kind?) Yet then at important things (like funerals) I can’t even shed a tear. I just go numb inside. Go figure. Cheers!
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i wanna see pics of the white boy afro!
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Hey I think you could be an automotive journalist. Great idea. I saw the new Portland Monthly and you guys are the first people quoted in the article.
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