M.I.A.

The latest rumors on Scott’s whereabouts:

· Checks into Shoplifters Anonymous; last seen stuffing his pants with shampoo bottles at a local 98 cent store. "I am the male Winona Ryder," he announces at his hearing.

· Sucked into a space-time vortex and converted into pure energy like that albino guy in Powder.

· Auctions himself on E-bay. Bitterly retracts his posting when the bidding plateaus at $4.35.

· Wakes up from the Matrix. He is heralded as The One, saves the world, gets with Trinity, settles down in a suburban section of Zion and raises mini-Ones.

· Decides to form the International Coaliton of Indecisive People. Then changes his mind.

· Meets with four other high powered beings and together they form Toad-Tron, the super robot soldier of justice.

· Watches Before Sunrise and Before Sunset back to back. Unable to withstand this brutal onslaught against his manhood, he jumps off a cliff, commits hara-kiri and detonates a pack of C-4 strapped to his body.

– or is still in the desert and busy taking classes and being tired and lazy

nahhhhh

song of the day:  paridise city by gnr

toodles

toadie and scott