Thou fobbing hedge-born miscreant!
Bonjour! I think that old English was possibly the best language to insult somebody in. Though I did notice a hash tag on twitter called top ten insults which made me giggle a bit. Apart from the 12 year olds posting Elf quotes which made me smile the first time then every other tweet was the same, there were some pretty tasteless tweets which ashamedly made me giggle at the nerve! I shan’t repeat them but one I would like to use, which isn’t that bad.
Your Momma is so fat, she uses cheat codes playing Wii Fit. This made me giggle. Ironically, Shakespeare himself wrote the very first yo momma joke. At least I believe it to be the first?
Painter: "Y’are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother’s of my generation. What’s she, if I be a dog?"
From Timon of Athens there.
So yes, today was my first ever Sunday at Quicksilver which saw me completely manage the store the whole day, this went terribly well as there was only literally 5 people in all day and so I spent a good few hours doing nothing but reading, watching movies on my phone and then locking up and counting the safe that night which as ever was spot on so well done me. I think I will be sad to leave because the team are so great. I saw today in the weekly ops brief that they are already advertising my position within the company 🙁 but I hope whoever gets it is a good egg because as I said the team are great.
I am looking forward to starting at UP though slightly nervous also as it is a big company and a lot more responsibility than making tea for gambling addicts, which isn’t true, many of the customers where not addicted but to be a regular you have to admit you have some sort of problem. I am looking forward to Wednesday. In a kind of still terrified sort of way.
Eve and I went and bought my metro pass so that I could get to work, we went for food and then we went shopping in the Arndale center which is when Eve went Formula One! Then I saw it…
Romain Grosjean’s Lotus E21!
HOLY SHIT!
Romain has crashed this car quite a few times. It’s so pretty!
See! Generally not made to fly.
Though it is true that the down force on a F1 car is so intense that it could in theory drive upside down on the ceiling. Nobody has tried it though, can’t possibly imagine why. It’s not like Ferrari once threw £400,000,000 on making the Engine alone! Not going to be risking it for a chocolate biscuit anytime soon!
Romain! You’re doing it wrong! That saying I could not drive one of them beasts. I’d sure as hell love to try though. I can just imagine everything to be a blur and for there to be a lot of swearing on my part but thanks to the doppler effect I can visualise what it may sound like, through the medium of text…
fffffffffffffffffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Just like that.
Also I am so glad that Daft Punk have made it back into the UK charts, very well deserved indeed I think. My Grandad gave me £20 for my thirteenth birthday and I went out and bought my first Daft Punk CD. I think they are awesome!
Eve is upset at me at the moment as I was trying to hook the TV up to the laptop so we could watch True Blood and the Big Bang Theory and I closed two of her windows without thinking and cost her a few hours work. I apologised and said it was an accident but Eve is pissed off and said it wasn’t an accident. So I apologised again, kissed her and left the room. I’m hoping the fact that I washed the pan she left to soak in the sink, cooked her tea and then served her it in bed whilst giving her the TV controls to watch whatever she wanted counts for something. Probably not. It’s going to be a lonely day or two.
I’m in work with Cosmin tomorrow who I assume is pissed at me for leaving so there are people pissed at me in work and at home. Sometimes not existing would be the super easy and much preferable option but it wouldn’t be sporting at all now would it?
*sigh* Life, who do you mock me?
Also I may have found a way to disable all the candy crush saga invites I get on my phone after I installed it once and then uninstalled it, every 3 seconds. EVERY FUCKING THREE FUCKING SECONDS! GRRAAAAAAAGGGHHH
Sometimes I need this in my life. Oddly, headbutting a wall does ease tension!
GLaDOS always has the answer! I must play some more portal soon! Maybe I shall pop a picture of GLaDOS on my desk in work. She shall remind me that we do what we must, because we can, and the science gets done and we make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
I’m going to see Eve, apologise again and maybe, just maybe, take my pants off and get into bed. There are no pictures of that. *sadly* I joke. I wasn’t being rude, I don’t wear pants to bed, who would wear pants? unless they where pj pants? well these are work pants. Who wears work pants for bed? Not me! On that strange note…
Till next time 🙂
(S)aint x