The Jury’s Verdict in the Case of a Red T-Bird

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press. 

Today the jury of 2 mechanics, a cabinet maker and one call center monkey have reviewed the case of one red T-bird.  Despite several mechanical problems it shall remain in the care of the call center monkey who will dutifully pay in repairs $500-$600 and pay the mechanic in charge on a monthly basis.

In return the T-bird will be in sound mechanical condition and take the call center monkey wherever she desires, save for bodies of water and acting as a plane. 

So, with this verdict the call center monkey will henseforth stop her acts of selling the car or threats therof.