RANTS AND RAVES

Hello folks, tomorrow will mark the last day of 2013, the things that have happened in this year has changed how we as people and things as a whole have changed all together, but as always the number 13 is not a lucky number, and this proved just that, so allow me to take you down THE 2013 RANTS AND RAVES:

MILEY CYRUS: once the pretty little girl that played HANNA MONTANA killed that little girl off, completely. She been in videos telling you WE CANT STOP, she smokes big ass joints on tv, she rubbed foam #1 fingers between her legs, she felted us ROBIN THICKE at THE MTV VMAs, and single handle KILLED everything that was HANNA MONTANA, talk about DISNEY KID GONE WILD.

KIM, KANYE, AND BABY MAKE TRE: Kim MY ASS IS BIGGER THEN YOUR KARDASHIAN and KANYE “I GOT THE GREATEST BABY OF ALL TIME WEST was making there rounds as a couple, first by actually becoming a couple, and that led to kim K. being knocked up by kanye and having a baby(which they name NORTH WEST, wtf?) and kanye asking Kim to marry him……………I guess this brotha didn’t watch kim’s LAST MARRIAGE, which lasted all of 72 days…………I give in it atleast HALF of that.

TORONTO CRACKHEAD MAYOR: well, we had one in Washington D.C. in the 80s so why not have one in Canada in the 21st century, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted he smoked crack cocaine last year in a “drunken stupor, which reminded me of all those years ago when mayor MARION BERRY was videotaped smoking crack cocaine and arrested by FBI officials, but to me it just goes to show JUST CAUSE YOUR IN POWER, DONT MEAN YOUR SMART.

THE NSA EASEDROPPING: One of our GOVERNMENT agencies decided to go the so called EXTRA MILE to protect that people of America………..by listening to MAMMA JENKINS cuss out her daughter, yes folks, the nsa was found to be listening in on people’s convos on there cells, they don’t admit doing this (NO), but it was somewhat proven to be true, and there reaction was THEY WAS LISTENING IN FOR TERRORIST ACTIVITY………..now what does calling your baby momma and calling her a STANK TRICK got to do with listening for terrorist??? I could tell you.

EDWARD SNOWDEN: speaking of the NSA, this gentlemen her is what I like to call THE REAL WHERE’S WALDO, he been to Russia(with no love) and now he seeking refuge in some country, in return he will call THE NSA out of there activity………..ED???U STOOPED, you just need to get on a plane brah, cause Obama found Osama, don’t think he wont find your ass.

THE WORLD CHAMPIONS, AGAIN: THAT’S RIGHT, your……….MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT! won there second NBA CHAMPIONSHIP, and they didn’t against some old warhorses, THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS, LeBron james won MVP, and his second rang, so who’s to say………..he got talents in south beach.

3 DEATHS: Ive always said death comes in 3s, and I was proven right again this year, actors PETER OTOOLE AND PAUL WALKER both died this year and NELSON MADELA as well, two man was known for the acting talents and one man was known for his courage under a lot of fire, RIP GENTLEMEN.

BOSTON BOMBING: I know I was not the only one that watched this horrible thing unfold on live tv, and the aftermath that happen after it, but I do know one thing for sure, THE GREAT CITY OF BOSTON was on every heart and mind this year, the brave men and women that caught the people responseable, to the people that lost there lives doing something that has been done 100 times over…….that day, no matter where you was in this country……….YOU WAS BOSTON STRONG.

OBAMACARE F**K UP: ok, I already know you hate this man, I already know you want him out of the white house, and yes I know you rather stick needles into you flesh and hang from a ceiling rather then hear ONE MORE THING about president Obama……..but your going to get it anyway, the computer program for the healthcare was jacked up, people couldn’t get on it, people are complaining( GET OUT OF HERE, THATS A FIRST,lol),and they had a deadline to fix it, so know all you rednecks and racehaters have more ammo to prove your point……..your welcome.

REDNECK TV: ok, DUCK DYNASTY, RODEO GIRLS,HILLBILLIES FOR HIRE,BIG TIPS TEXAS, GATOR BOYS, AMERICAN HOGGERS…..what do all these reality shows have in common????(I give you a hint, it involves people that have no teeth) yes, REDNECK TV was a hit in 2013, A&E being the ALL AROUND CHAMP, but all I see is tv cashing in on POOR WHITE TRASH, don’t feel bad they do it to all races, BLACK, HISPANIC, CHINESE, I guess this year it was PWT turn………..but hey, can’t say there not nothing good on tv right?????? well yeah you still can.

DETRIOT BANKRUPTCY: THE GREAT CITY OF DETRIOT…….is in trouble, not only is it STILL in the hole, but now they cant even buy there way out of it. The city is $600 MILLION dollars in debt, you can thank crime, no jobs, curupt official(that’s for you kwaya) and just the recession has now reduces the once great city into a graveyard, dam shame.

well folks, I hope I got atleast some of these thing correct, but if not? I know some of you will point it out without no problem………MERRY NEW YEAR……..SO SAY WE ALL.