FUNNY NOTE: VETTE VS. SATURN

Back in 2008 I had my BESTY, a 2001 Saturn L200……..loved that car, well the first week of having her I was trying to break her in so to speak, so I’m driving up troost avenue (a street in Kansas city)blasting my music, had all the windows down, just enjoying my car………………..that is until a 2009 Chevy corvette pulled up, black,had black mags, tinted windows, and……….it was clean as hell, I’ve raced people before(and beat them)but this……this was HOLY GRAIL, a vette vs. a Saturn. So the gentlemen driving this super vette looked like a supermodel, curly hair, goatee, white shirt, a pretty S.O.B., he looks over at me like “HEY BITCH,LOOK WHAT I GOT” and he reved his engine………………….so you know a brotha was ready to blow the doors off his s**t RIGHT? so I’m reving my engine(even thou you couldn’t hear it…….hey it was a Saturn, sue me), and they we was, sitting at the light, ready to roll up this street. It seem to take forever for the light to change, or was it the fact that by this time he burning his tires and smoke was coming into my car(god I was pissed) so the light turned green……..ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! we both flying down this street, bumper to bumper, neck to neck, ladies and gentlemen……I was beating him, see BESTY may have been a Saturn, but I swear she was raised by MUSTANGS, I’m swerving in and out of traffic, Mr. vette was doing it to, we didn’t even know when this was going to end………but the light turned red, we both slammed our brakes, I never seen that much smoke come from a car(except if it was on fire). So we was sitting there seem like forever….the passenger window came down, the dude look at me and said” OMG HONEY, YOU REALLY PUT IT ON ME, WE NEED TO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME”……..yeah, he was gay, he was waving he hand around, shaking his head back and forth, and was straight up VILLIAGE PEOPLE, but I got to give to him, he gave me a good run, and my BESTY proved that SHE WAS NOT JUST YOUR MOMMA SATURN, OKAY!!!!!!!!!lol, SO SAY WE ALL( he looked like LITTLE RICHARD people, WOOOOO!)