saved by the doggie door

 i always ALWAYS keep a spare house key in my purse ( yeah i carry a purse).
 
 because i have been out of state my purse didnt have that spare key as it didnt have all my crecit cards and my checkbook. it was all things i didnt need. well i needed it yesterday.
 
 as soon as i locked my house i knew i had not taken the car/house keys. here i am digging in my purse, patting my pockets and silently cursing a storm. ok i could call one of my kids, no problem.

 "bright idea or in my case bright idear"…hell my doggie door is big i think i can crawl through dat me. yes thats the way i think!!! so my back gate was unlocked because i had been cutting grass, that was the kicker…sure daisy you can do this. so little short fatty person with big tits and ass goes and examines this door. uh huh i can do this. i lift the swinging pad and my head goes through easily then even my butt goes through…then it happened. being short as i am i couldnt get the legs to come on in. my knees couldnt reach the floor to get leverage to pull my self the rest of the way. imagine a body all the way in except for the legs swinging out there. my brain is thinking…i do not want to call my kids at this point because i know them. there would be laughter and camera phones clicking.
 
 so i was able to grab one of my dining room chairs. this gave me what i needed and the height to push my self through. finally one knee made it through and hit the floor then i knew i had it made. yep i did it folks…humans can do anything!!!

forward two days…many bruises on my legs, it was a fight getting through that door i tell you.
 
 daisy