friends fart joke and hitting the little round one

Hi all!

Yes it has been busy and I am scrambling to find a way to make some money online.  I also am getting some other irons in the fire as I desire multiple streams of income. 

The wind here in Kansas have been awesome this past week.  Rocking the RV and thus me, to sleep! 

As to the title, My friend loves to fart and she is loud and proud!  The other night at the driving range she went for more balls and was 30 or more feet away(10 meters) and around the corner of a building! Yup, plenty loud!!! Her son just laughed and I almost crencked my neck when I heard this.

She says that since she quit eating meat they don’t stink(an that is mostly true) however the mostly really leaves much to be desired!

I was playing some of the Youtube videos yesterday morning and found she loves them almost as much as polka music!  I come in and make her coffee and see her off to work most days and was playing music Friday.  Yakity sax had a line of ‘don’t look back’ and this phrase came up in conversation…I played it loud and she jumped up from the kitchen table and was off and dancing!!!

It sure is a great way to start a day-laughing, loving and living….

Here’s the fart joke she has learned and takes great pride in telling at all the available occations.

An elderly lady is on an elevator when a young, beautiful 20 something gets on smelling quite good.

She announces, "Elizebeth Taylor, $120 and ounce"

Up they go til the elevator stops at another floor.

Yet another young, beautiful thing gets on and she also smells quite good!

"Chanel Number 5, $200 an ounce!"

Up the elevator goes til it stops at the elderly ladies floor.

When she is getting off she rips a loud and proud.

"Broccoli, 79 cents a pound!" and the door closes behind her….

Life has been very good and the fall/winter garden is producing good greens.  Carrots and the broccoli and Bok Choy is doing great.

I have a porch that I am moving to my friends house Mon or Tues.  It is roofed and 8×8 so I think I have to jack it up a bit and just set it on the trailer.  Drive slow, a few blocks of back streets and they modify to fit.  Might take a couple days but it is free. 

The neighbor is taking theirs off in the spring(I hope) and I will move it to the back side of the house for a deck. 

I am also starting to put a business plan together to get a little house building company going here.  Mobile and permanent foundation models will be available.

I am so glad that NoMoWoJo is going well for all of you participating.  It has been a real pleasure with so much to read.  You bring a smile to this guys face with all the activity.  Merri, has done over a hundred thousand words so far and is having a ball!

be well; peace…

dan