Another one that made me squirt milk out my nose!

> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 
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> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" 
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> He slams the door and returns to bed. 
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> "Who was that?" asked his wife. 
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> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. 
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> "Did you help him?" she asks. 
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> "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!  God loves drunk people too. 
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> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
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> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" 
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> "Yes," comes back the answer.
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> "Do you still need a push?" the husband calls out. 
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> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
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> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
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> "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk