10 things I’ve learned about becoming a woman

1. Vaginas leak. For men, underwear really serves no purpose. For women, it’s necessary

2. Inexplicably, beige underwear is not visible through clothing.

3. Erect nipples are visible through bras.

4. Hormones really do affect moods. If I am even a little late taking my hormones it completely changes my mood.

5. Pap smears and mammograms. I guess I never knew I would need these things.

6. I don’t have periods but I bleed after sex.

7. The female orgasm is easily 10 times better than the male orgasm. If more guys knew this, they would all want to be female.

8. Most men are sexist. Sorry for the generalization, but I had no idea this was true until I was the victim of it.

9. Men hit on women all the time. My wedding ring has no effect.

10. I can’t hold my pee anywhere near as well as I used to. Why is it that bathroom lines are longer when I can’t wait as long?