Farts are still funny.

Today was total shit, so. Heres this instead.

A few days ago I was taking a hot “hangover shower” which is my term for a longass shower you take while sitting or laying down. Its very peaceful and helps with nausea or anxiety.

Anyway I dont usually take these hot, but it was the flavor of the day… so, super steamy bathroom.

I farted.

Idk if I should blame my uterus or whatever the fuck I ate but it was VILE and the heat, moisture, and tiny confined space amplified the weird rotten/metallic stench. I scrambled to turn off the shower and gtfo of the bathroom while I was laughgagging.

It was awful. And funny as hell.