Doctor, Doctor it’s no joke…

So the doctor thinks the reason I was so ill is STRESS. Really doc? NO SHIT!! My God, I could have worked that one out for myself. Why do I even bother?

Elle is doing my head in, she doesn’t get that we’re not together, so fine, but as far as I’m concerened we split up Tuesday and I didn’t say we were back together, she never said it either, so as far as I’m concerned I’m still single. I’m not going to go jump into bed with anyone, or go around shagging anyone at the moment because quite frankly I don’t want to, but I would appreciate a good hard fuck.

I need to stop using sex as some sort of therapy substitute.