Cancelled

So he cancelled the date because he double booked me…what the fuck ever…tough tits for him because as JLS say “You only get one shot, so make it count.”

BUT the most goooooorgeous black guy came into work last night, he was so beautiful I could weep…and he had a sweet ass. He slipped through my fingers because of STUPID work. He was the tastiest chocolate chunk I have ever seen.

ALL my colleagues are on red alert that if they see him again they must give him my number….

I’d settle down with a guy that pretty.

It’s just a phase its just a phase its just a phase…