What I’ve learned in college

1) As soon as you’re alone in the laundry room, folding your underwear, a guy will walk in

2) If you haven’t had the lecture yet, you won’t have the discussion

3) Box fans are a GOOD THING (I NEED ONE!)

4) It’s fun to see how cheaply you can buy your meals

5) It’s amazing what you can get done in 35 minutes

6) Don’t let your parents rearrange your furniture

7) You get a lot of paper in collge. A LOT

8) You always feel like you’re moving up and down in the elevator

9) Flip flops are your best friends