Some of the highlights of the weekend

– "Party brickface!"

-"What aren’t there a lot of in Wisconsin?"  "Cute girls."

and – 

"What are there a lot of in Wisconsin?" "Assholes from California."

-Mrs. McGrath playing flippy cup with us! (And calling it tippy cup!)

-"I do not care about your wounds, I am rude!"

-"I hope you use protection when you touch my bloody stump."

-everyone at the dog park saying how pretty Sammy’s eyes are (it’s true!)

-seeing an Irish wolfhound!

-chocolate chip pancakes

-drawing the "I Heart Harry Potter" t-shirt on Garfield

-the Power 20 Minutes

-that red wig

-taking off Jerky’s shoes

-sitting in the rain by the fire with Max

-playing Mr. Brightside over and over

-Turtle Sundaes at Comedy Sportz

-mac and cheese twice in one night

-"I don’t like that picture, it looks like I’m biting your face!"

-basically all of Chris’ grad party

and

-scaring the crap out of Max at Walgreens