Oh, you just HAVE to read this…

We played Fictionary tonight. Here are excerpts from the hilarity that ensued.

PECTINATION: The act of developing pectoral muscles
PECTINATION: What a hen does to the USA

RIANT: Opposite of an oat ant
RIANT: To forcefully open a toaster

ZINGARO: The African translation of an insult or hurtful remark spoken at Marshall Middle School (!!!)

JUBA: What you get when you put a Jewish person inside of a large brass instrument
JUBA: A special lettuce that turns red when boiled in water
JUBA: When your penis falls asleep

ZUCCHETTO: Can I get a “whoo whoo”?
ZUCCHETTO: The poor part of a zoo

God, I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time…