Hate Ode to Bascom Hill

O, Bascom Hill, I hate thee,
with thine endless concrete paths.
O, Bascom Hill, I hate thee,
in fact, you can kiss my ass!

You offer up a tempting sight
of grass so green and sweet,
but the second I give in to it
you swallow up my feet!

You glue them to the sidewalks
and refuse to let them go.
I feel just like a servant,
you’re the pimp and I’m the ho.

O, Bascom Hill, I hate thee,
for you are so steep and tall.
O, Bascom Hill, I hate thee,
may you soon become a MALL!

🙂 What do you think?